Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Picking sides

^EWell just 'cause I ^B7drink don't mean ^AI don't hate stupid ^Edrunks ^EBut just 'cause I'm ^B7singing it That don't mean ^Ashit, that don't mean that I'm n^Eot one ^A But those jerks by the ^Ekegs ^A They aren't leaving me no ground to ^B7stand

^E So if we're ^B7picking sides I guess that ^A*I hate the policeman^A And the white man ^Etonight

^EAnd well, I've been ^B7thinking things Thinking ^Athings that I just hope aren't ^Etrue ^ELike maybe ^B7you don't choose punk rock Because^A...well, punk rock chooses ^Eyou ^A You know, I've seen the ^Esame bands ^Aso many dozens of ^B7times ^E But with dozens of ^B7different names Across ^Adozens of different state ^Elines

^A And I won't always ^Eadmit it, but I ^Athink That the world's better o^B7ff with them in it

^E And so if we're ^B7picking sides I guess that ^AI am for every shitty three-chord high school punk ^Eband

^E Oh yes I ^B7am, oh yes I a^Am ^E E B7 A E