Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Never trust a man who plays guitar

^CSo I dip this pen in arsenic ^EI write a song for every president ^Amthat wont ever get shot in the face ^{F C}And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives ^EHead down to the court house ^Amwith one chord I level the place^{F C}But hasn't anybody learned ^Edon't ever trust a man wh^Amo plays guitar ^{F C}The day I rob a bank the^E first day I'm not lying to y^Amou or me about what I believe ^F Intro ^CAnd if I die then let my gravestone r^Eead [pause] Am F rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance ^CIf I live then let my heart be like a ^Ebeating picket line ^Amthey'll sooner see a corpse than see a ^Fscab [pause] Hasn't anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the words ^Cthe day I rob a banks ^Ethe first day of my life as ^Aman honest man, a^Fn honest man ^CThe day I rob a banks^E the first day of my life As ^Aman honest man, ^Fan honest man [tap guitar] The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve