William Finn - Whizzer going down

H^Ge hates my ^Emwife I^G hate his f^Emood ^CHe thinks I'm r^Amude, but ni^Gce ^CI think he's ni^Amce, but indi^Gscreet ^CHe thinks I'm sw^Ameet But he tr^Geats me kinda funny I say: ^AWhizzer,^C Whizzer Brow^Gn I see ^AWhizzer^C going do^Gwn

^GOh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown ^D#Isn't it delightful playing easy? ^GYes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I c^Aare ^CI found your ^Ddoor We sing out ^Gmore and more and more and more now

^GHe rubs my n^Emeck ^GI rub his th^Emigh ^CHe asks me ^Amwhy I s^Gweat ^CI ask him w^Amhy he bi^Gtes his nails ^CAnd then he ^Amtakes me in his arms And then he l^Gights another cigarette I say: ^AWhizzer,^C Whizzer Brow^Gn I see ^AWhizzer^C going do^Gwn

^GOh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown ^D#Isn't it delightful playing easy? ^GYes, Whizzer, Whizzer Brown, I c^Aare ^CI found your ^Ddoor We sing out ^Gmore and more and more and more now

^GGo Whizzer! ^EmHow about Whizzer? ^AmBreathe deep Whizzer ^DUp and he's going down

^GGo Whizzer! ^EmHow about Whizzer? ^AmBreathe deep Whizzer ^DUp and he's going d^Gown

^GHe's on his ^Emknees ^GI'm lying ^Emflat ^CJust like a ^Ambad ^Gidea ^CHe starts to ^Amblow ^GI start to fight ^CThe room is ^Amyellow and the bed is ^Gwhite

^CHe's going down; I think I'll ^Gdie away ^CHe's going down; I think I'll ^Gdie, die, die I say: ^AWhizzer,^C Whizzer Brow^Gn I see ^AWhizzer^C going do^Gwn

^GBah dah yah yup bah buh dah buh dah buh ^D#Yup bah dah yah dah yah ^GYup bah dah yah dah yah ^ABah duh dah duh dah dah ^CBah dah dah dah^D

He's going do^Gwn ^Em He's going do^Gwn ^Em He's going d^Gown^{Em G}Go Whizzer! ^GDown!

^GDown!