Will Wood And The Tapeworms - The first step

^CmYou could say I’m ^Fmplastered, ‘^Gmcause I hit the ^Ebwall ^CmI lost count after ^Fmtwenty-one^Ab, in the ^Bbcollege ^Ebcrawl ^CmI been a boozin’ ^Fmbastard They’re callin’ me ^GmEdward Forty-hands, I ^Ebcan’t touch anyone ^CmWith an enemy ^Fmlike me, who would need a ^Abfriend? Never^Bbmind I’m ^Ebdrunk

Well we’ve ^Abhad enough power since the ^Bbblackout started for an ^GEKG for the ^Cmbroken hearted ^AbI’d try to see the glass as half full. ^BbBut I’d probably just drink that ^Ebtoo ^{Cm Ab}Glass half full, I'd ^Bbprobably just drink that ^Ebtoo ^Cm

I’m the ^Cmreason they call it an “^FmIrish Goodbye” And I ^Gmhope I don’t choke on my ^Ebvomit tonight Well I ^Cmbet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be ^Fmbetter than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ ^Abmyself. ^BbSorry if I ^Ebslur Take my an^Cmxiety and my so^Fmbriety, I’ll kill ^Gmtwo birds with one ^Ebstoner ^CmSo if you see me ^Fmplease, take my keys, I don’t ^Abwanna be an ^Bborgan ^Ebdonor

Well we’ve ^Abhad enough power since the ^Bbblackout started for an ^GEKG for the ^Cmbroken hearted ^AbI’d try to see the glass as half full. ^BbBut I’d probably just drink that ^Ebtoo ^{Cm Ab}Glass half full, I'd ^Bbprobably just drink that ^Ebtoo ^Cm

^AbI’m going ^Bbdown and I’m taking you ^Gwith me ^{Cm Ab}I’m bringing the ^Bbwater to the ^Ebhorse ^AbBring me the ^Bbhair of the dog that ^Gbit me ^{Cm Ab}So I can clone it and have a little more ^Bb

Well we’ve ^Abhad enough power since the ^Bbblackout started for an ^GEKG for the ^Cmbroken hearted ^AbI'd try to see the glass as half full ^BbEven when I'm empty, half full ^AbI’d try to see the glass as half full. ^BbBut I’d probably just-- ^{Eb Cm Ab}Glass half full, I'd ^Bbprobably just drink that ^Ebtoo ^Cm