Will Wood And The Tapeworms - Love me normally

In ^Flipstick on the ^Amirror Are the ^Dmlyrics to my ^Bbobituary In i^Fambic pentameter, ^Afollow parameters ^DmCrossing my eyes, dot my ^Bbt's I was de^Flivered holding ^Ascissors I live de^Dmliberately, I’m a ^Bbquitter And a ^Dmwinner anyway Cause I ^Gmnever agreed to par^Cticipate in this game ^BbWon't follow my ^Cdreams cause they ^Fall got me waking up ^Dmscreaming I can’t ^Gmlet them go for me After ^Call, there's no I in team

And I'd rather be ^Fnormal Yes, so ^Anormal I sug^Dmgest that we keep this in^Bbformal Cause a ^Fnormal human ^Abeing wouldn't ^Dmneed ^Bb To pretend to be ^Fnormal To be ^Anormal Well I ^Dmguess that's the least that I ^Bbowe ya To be ^Fnormal in a ^Dmway I couldn’t ^Gmbe ^{C Bb}C’mon c’mon and ^Clove me normal^Fly ^{A Dm Bb}

If I ^Fcould live in ^Athird person, well I ^Dmdon’t think life would be much ^Bbworse than it is In the ^Fcurrent tense, presently, ^Athis sentence ending in ^Dmquestion marks or ^N.C.dot dot dot Is it ^Fcourageous or es^Acapist to leave the ^Dmquarantine when you’re con^Bbtagious? It ^Dmmay just be a cold And ^Gmbesides I don’t wanna get ^Cold yeah ^BbI drank myself to ^Cdeath to be the ^Fafterlife of the ^Dmparty When the ^Gmafterparty came, I was ^Crolling in my grave

And I'd rather be ^Fnormal Yes, so ^Anormal I sug^Dmgest that we keep this in^Bbformal Cause a ^Fnormal human ^Abeing wouldn't ^Dmneed ^Bb To pretend to be ^Fnormal To be ^Anormal Well I ^Dmguess that's the least that I ^Bbowe ya To be ^Fnormal in a ^Dmway I couldn’t ^Gmbe ^{C Bb}C’mon c’mon and ^Clove me normal^Fly ^{A Dm Bb}

^FNow this^A is the ^Dmpart of t^Bbhe song where I talk to my audience. ^FI like t^Ao tell '^Dmem there'^Bbs something I want from you hep cats tonight. ^FI want y^Aou to lo^Dmok to you^Bbr left, look to your right, your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock, ^Fnine o'c^Alock, ro^Dmck around^Bb the clock tonight. ^FAnd I wa^Ant you t^Dmo find th^Bbose points of no return, those singularities, those event horizons, ^Fthose bu^Arning ri^Dmngs of fi^Bbre in the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes of the beautiful boy, girl, ^Fneither,^A both, o^Dmr in-betw^Bbeen that you brought with you tonight. ^FAnd I wa^Ant you t^Dmo tell 'e^Bbm how you really feel. ^FI want y^Aou to te^Dmll 'em th^Bbat you love the way that they don't stick out like sore middle fingers. ^FThat the^Ay crawl ^Dmtheir way^Bb up the side of the bell curve, stick their flag in the peak, ^Fand slid^Ae their ^Dmway back ^Bbdown. I want you to tell them that you love the way that they're not maladaptive, ^Fnot malc^Aontent, ^Dmnot malig^Bbnant or maleficent, ^Fbut rath^Aer that ^Dmyou love ^Bbthem...exactly the way that everybody else is.

^BbI was nothing be^Cfore so I ^Fcouldn’t have asked to be ^Dmborn ^BbI'll be nothing a^Cgain, so what ^Fam I between now ^Dmand then? ^BbIs there nothing to ^Cfear Cause ^Fshit's getting ^Dmweird So to ^GmGod who made this man You better ^Chave one hell of a plan

And I'd rather be ^Fnormal Yes, so ^Anormal I sug^Dmgest that we keep this in^Bbformal Cause a ^Fnormal human ^Abeing wouldn't ^Dmneed ^Bb To pretend to be ^Fnormal To be ^Anormal Well I ^Dmguess that's the least that I ^Bbowe ya To be ^Fnormal in a ^Dmway I couldn’t ^Gmbe ^{C Bb}C'mon c'mon yeah, ^CI said come on yeah ^BbC'mon c'mon yeah, ^CI said come on yeah ^BbCome on, come on, and ^Clove me normal^Fly ^{A Dm Bb F}