Will Wood And The Tapeworms - I me myself

^EmI been feeling light^Bmheaded since I ^Clost enough weight to fit ^Bbback in my skin. ^EmFlower petals and ^Bmfeathers tether me to the ^Cground, pound for ^Dpound. ^EmTake my tea with for^Bmmaldehyde for my ^Cfeminine side since the ^Bbday that I died. ^EmWhile I whittle my ^Bmbones until I'm brittle, am I ^Cpretty now? ^{D C}For some reason I ^Dfind myself ^Bmcaring what you ^Emthink of me ^CBared for any ^Dman who'd care to ^Gsee.

^DAnd now you've got me thinking ^GI wish I could be a ^Bmgirl and that way ^CYou'd wish I could be your ^Ggirl^Gfriend, ^Dboy^Dfriend ^GAm I pretty ^Bmenough to ^Clie to? ^{D G}I wish I could be a ^Bmgirl and that way ^CYou'd wish I could be your ^Ggirl^Gfriend, ^Dboy^Dfriend ^GJust little old ^Bmme in a big big ^Cworld ^D C D ^BmLittle old me in a big ^Emworld C D I wish I were a ^Ggirl ^{Em C D} G Em C D

^EmI been feeling light^Bmhearted since I ^Cgained enough weight back to ^Bbcover my bones. ^EmI get dressed up in ^Bmshadows one leg at a ^Ctime - we're so ^Dalike! ^EmBut if the shoe fits then I ^Bmwon't try it on. You'll be ^Cwalking out early but the ^Bbshow must go on. No I ^Emknow that I'm wrong, but I ^Bmlove how you're on my ^Cside. ^{D C}For some reason I ^Dfind myself ^Bmcaring what you ^Emdo to me And ^Ctoo confused to ^Dchoose who I should ^Gbe.

^DAnd now you've got me thinking ^GI wish I could be a ^Bmgirl and that way ^CYou'd wish I could be your ^Ggirl^Gfriend, ^Dboy^Dfriend ^GAm I pretty ^Bmenough to ^Clie to? ^{D G}I wish I could be a ^Bmgirl and that way ^CYou'd wish I could be your ^Ggirl^Gfriend, ^Dboy^Dfriend ^GJust little old ^Bmme in a big big ^Cworld ^D C D ^BmLittle old me in a big ^Emworld C D I wish I were a ^Ggirl ^{Em C D} G Em C D

^BmLately I been wishing I were

N.C.

five-foot-five weighing ^Emnine-nine wearing thigh highs. ^BmI'll be your prosthetic meat, your anesthetic cri^Emteria. ^BmCould you please objectify me? ^EmI'm just a hunka hunka burning self-loathing. ^AMy evidence, my witness, when I'm ^Dcaught breaking the ^Elaws of physics.

^AI wish I could be a ^C#mgirl and that way ^DYou'd wish I could be your ^Agirl^Afriend, ^Eboy^Efriend ^AAm I pretty e^C#mnough to ^Dlove back? No, not ^Eyet ^AI wish I could be a ^C#mgirl and that way ^DYou'd wish you could kick my ^Afuck^Aing ^Eteeth ^Ein ^AJust little old ^C#mme, am I pretty ^Denough to fucking ^Edie? D E ^C#mLittle old me in a big ^F#mworld D E ^C#mWell I would give you my whole ^F#mworld D E ^C#mLittle old me in a big ^F#mworld D E I wish I were a ^Agirl ^{F#m D E}