Thought I'd post a more accurate version of this, in the correct key, (you could tune down to Eb and transpose to give 'nicer' chords). The other version posted is Ok but contains some errors. Please comment/ rate Intro: Bb Verse 1:

^BbI once ^Fhad a girlfriend, ^Gmbut then one ^Dmday she dumped me ^D#And everywhere I go ^Fpeople would ask me ^Bbwhere she was

Chorus:

^D#I don't want to ^Ftalk about her, ^D#someone always ^Fasks about her, ^D#so I tell them ^Fall my girlfriend's ^Bbdead Verse 2: ^BbI say it's leu^Fkemia or ^Gmsometimes buli^Dmmia ^D#Or a great big truck ran ^Fher over and ^Bbchopped off her head

Chorus:

^D#I don't want to ^Ftalk about her, ^D#someone always ^Fasks about her, ^D#so I tell them ^Fall she's ^Bbdead Verse 3: ^BbI guess there's a ^Fpart of me ^Gmthat likes the sym^Dmpathy Or the ^D#looks on their faces when I tell ^Fthem how she ^Bbpassed away

Chorus:

^D#I don't want to ^Ftalk about her, ^D#someone always ^Fasks about her, ^D#so I tell them ^Fall she's ^Bbdead Break: ^GmMy girlfriend's dead, you ^Dsee, ^Gmit's a total lie but it's ^Deasier on me ^D#Than having to admit that ^Fshe likes someone ^Bbelse ^GmMy girlfriend's ^Ddead, you know, ^Gmplease change the subject, I'm ^Dgoing to go ^D#Jump off a building and ^Fjoin her in ^Bbheaven

Chorus:

^D#I don't want to ^Ftalk about her, ^D#someone always ^Fasks about her, ^D#so I tell them ^Fall she's ^Bbdead Break: Bb

Verse 4 (verse 1 repeated):

^BbI once ^Fhad a girlfriend, ^Gmbut then one ^Dmday she dumped me ^D#And everywhere I go ^Fpeople would ask me ^Bbwhere she was

Chorus:

^D#I don't want to t^Falk about her, ^D#someone always ^Fasks about her, ^D#so I tell them ^Fall my girlfriend's ^Bbdead Chorus: ^D#I don't want to t^Falk about her, ^D#someone always ^Fasks about her, ^D#so I tell them ^Fall my girlfriend's ^Bbdead

Vandals - My girlfriends dead