USS (Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker) - Funk flash

^AI got magic in my ^D7fingertips I'm pro^Gfound I got a sound that gets your ^Ccrew doin ^Fbackflips ^AI put the grooves in your ^D7dancin shoes so don't ^Gwait, don't hesistate to let your ^Cheart dic^Ftate your fate

^AI met a girl just the ^D7other day I said ^G"hey", she said "yo", I said ^C"hey", she said ^F"yo", I know ^Awho puts the grooves in your ^D7dancin shoes So if ya ^Ggot it step up, but if ya ^Cdon't ya better ^Flisten up

^A'cause if ya don't got the ^D7groove on ^Gthen I suggest ya get a ^Cmove on, ^Fson ^AAnd if ya can't feel that ^D7funk flash ^Gthen I suggest ya take a ^Clesson from ^FAsh

I ^Agot upon my flow like ^D7plans I'm beginnin' 'em ^Gno one really pays Ash ^Cany more than ^Fminimum ^AI'm not the one to o^D7bey the status quo I ^Gwas an amateur but I'd pre^Cfer to be a ^Fpro, yo

^ACheck with ya doc before ya ^D7get into this routine ^GI flow slow like the ^Cgravy on your ^Fpoutine ^ASpic and span on the ^D7mic, they call me "Mr. Clean" ^Gso buckle up before ya ^Ctravel in my ^Frhyme machine

^AYear round packin' ^D7bud like an evergreen ^Gtry exercise 'stead of ^Cmunchin' on your ^FLean Cuisine

^AAnd if ya don't got the ^D7groove on ^Gwell I suggest ya get a ^Cmove on, ^Fson ^AAnd if ya can't feel that ^D7funk flash ^Gwell I suggest ya take a ^Clesson from ^FAsh, I

^AI got a vibe that's ^D7electrical I con^Gnect with an effect that's both ^Ccorrect and G sym^Fmetrical ^Aso watch my back because I'm ^D7classified and the ^Gfiles are next to Watergate be^Ccause the government ^Fowes in every state

^ABill Gates may be a ^D7big shot but all the ^Gmoney in his empire could ^Cnever buy the ^Fgroove I got ^ABill Gates may be a ^D7big shot but all the ^Gmoney in his empire could ^Cnever buy the ^Fgroove I got

^AAnd if ya don't got the ^D7groove on ^Gwell I suggest ya get a ^Cmove on, ^Fson ^AAnd if ya can't feel that ^D7funk flash ^Gwell I suggest ya take a ^Clesson from ^FAsh

Don't ^Amean to be technical ^D7Clear as the crystical ^GAsh don't got a Glock He pre^Cfers to eat a ^Fpopsicle Def^Aying laws of gravity Op^D7inions like a cavity I ^GLike to talk shit but pre^Cfer origi^Fnality

^AWhiter than bone marrow ^D7Sharp like the arrow In ^GMexico, I smoke the ganja, ^Cwear the som^Fbrero ^ABless the ones who copy me, res^D7pect the disc jockey See, I stole ^GPark Place and Boardwalk So I ^Calways win Mo^Fnopoly

^ACruising in the sloop Fruita^D7lize the Froot Loop “Excuse me, ^Gwaiter sir, there's a fly ^Cin my soupy-^Fsoup” So the ^Apyros keep on lightin' Dirt and ^D7soap keep up the fighting Verbal ^Gcontracts aren't worth shit We like to ^Cseal the deal in ^Fwritin'

^ACruising in the Jetta, red ^D7like the poinsettia Got no ^Gdouble-barrels, automatics, ^Csawed offs, Be^Frrettas ^AThought you was God-sent Res^D7pect my environment ^GWe'll be Team of Captains 'til the day of our enlightenment