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I have simplified the chorus a little to make this easier to play. The - indicates a slide INTRO: G - A A - E X2 A E X2 VERSE 1:
Now, AI've got a cousin called EKevin, who's Asure to go to Eheaven GAlways spotless, Dclean and neat, as Gsmooth as you Dget 'em He's got a Afur lined sheepskin Ejacket, my Ama said they cost a Epacket GShe won't even Dlet me explain that Gme and Kevin, we're Djust not the same
CHORUS:
Oh, Amy perfect Ecousin, what AI like to do he Edoesn't AHe's his familys Dpride and joy, his C#mmother's little Egolden boy
VERSE 2:
He's got a Adegree in ecoEnomics, maths, Aphysics and biEonics, He Gthinks that I'm a Dcabbage,`cause I Ghate University DChallenge AEven at the age of Eten, smart boy AKevin was a smart boy Ethen He Galways beat me at SubDbuteo, 'cause Ghe flicked a kick and DI didn't know
CHORUS:
Oh, Amy perfect Ecousin, what AI like to do he Edoesn't AHe's his familys Dpride and joy, his C#mmother's little Egolden boy
BREAK: G D G D C G C G C# - D X3 D VERSE 3:
His Amother bought him a syntheEsiser, got the AHuman League in to adEvise her GNow he's making Dlots of noise, Gplaying along with the Dart School boys AGirls try to attract his atEtention, but Awhat a shame, it's in vain, Etotal rejection GHe will never be Dleft on the shelf 'cause GKevin, he's in Dlove with himself
CHORUS:
Oh, Amy perfect Ecousin, what AI like to do he Edoesn't AHe's his familys Dpride and joy, his C#mmother's little Egolden boy
OUTRO: G - A A - E X2 G A