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------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What About MouthWash? - Trevor Moore ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Brent M (thrashster) e|------------0-------------------0--------------0---------------0h2--------| B|--------0h2---2-------------0h2------------0h2---2-----------3-----3------| G|------2---------2---------2--------------2---------2-------2--------------| D|----2-------------2-----2--------------2-------------2---0----------------| A|--0-------------------0--------------0------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse]
AMe and Jesse's cousin AWent to the Chevron after work ATo grab a couple sixers Dand some beefy jerk. AThe man behind the counter ASaid he'd like to see ID AI handed him one of a guy who Dsorta looked like me
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BmHe frowned and asked me what was my aEddress, BmI knew the street but I couldn't quite get thEe rest
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AI said I'd lost my real ID AAnd that we would pay him double AWe swore that we weren't cops andD that he wouldn't get in trouble AHe smiled and said, "I'm sorry, ABut it's already 12:04 AAnd the state says it's too late to Dsell alcohol any more."
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BmSadly we went to put back the Ebeer, BmBut then a bottle caught my eye, and EI got an idea:
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What about Amouthwash? What about F#mhuffing paint? You don't Gneed ID to buy it, And you Dcan't arrive too late. What about mAouthwash? What about F#msmelling glue? If they sayG you can't buy liquor, Then some cDough syrup should do.
BmBefore we count this night up as a Eloss, What about Amouthwash?
For the next verse you can play: e|------------------| B|----------2-------| G|----------2-------| On the 4th and 8th time D|----------2-------| play a D instead of an A A|----------0-------| E|--0-2-5-2---------| A [Verse] Sittin' in the truck in the parking lot Underneath the moon and all them stars We don't need their liquor stores and we don't need their bars Drinking Listerine and tonic And Jesse's cousin sipped a Scope and Coke Robitussin Red Bull, now that shit ain't no joke [Pre-chorus]
BmBut something changed within me at that Estore, BmBeer and spirits just don't cut it anyE more
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AThe whispers that I hear AAnd the looks that I keep gettin' AWhen I toast with a Dimetapp daiquirDi at a fancy wedding AAnd last night a cop pulled me over AGoin' down 95 South AAnd he saw the Sherwin-Williams Dall over my nose and mouth
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He Ajust looked straight at me With Apity in his eyes Like he'd Ajust seen the depths of sadness a Dman can have inside And the leAngths to which he'll go To numb it Adown for another day He lAooked as if he'd cry but then he justD walked away.
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BmI watched as he drove off down the InteErstate BmAnd then I thought to myself, "that's aEnother reason this stuff's great!"
[Chorus]
What about Amouthwash? What about F#msniffing glue? When the pGolice pull you over, They aiDn't sure what to do What about Amouthwash? Or even hand F#msanitizer? When they cGheck your glove compartment, They woDn't be none the wiser.
BmBefore we count this night up as a Eloss, Say, what about Amouthwash?
What about Amouthwash?