Trevor Moore-The Ballad of Billy John I felt bad when i searched for the chords of this song and found nothing, so I decided to give it a try. This is my first tab, so it may not be perfect,but I'm sure that it sounds about right (The lyrics are not mine tho). Fill: e------------| It's played a lot of times through the song. B------------| G------------| D------------| A-----1-----1| E-1-3---3-1--| The main chords are Bb, D# and Gm. I recommend using barre chords

^BbBilly John was a simple man, worked in the ^D#fields most his^Bb life He provided for his w^Gmife and kids and left his dr^D#eams on the s^Bbide One day when the kids left home billy pi^D#cked up his gu^Bbitar It had been awh^Gmile but his fingers still k^D#new how to reach the h^Bbeart He played a song about life and love, his h^D#opes and reg^Bbrets Then with a little pro^Gmblem from the Mrs. he p^D#ut it on the in^Bbternet When the views started pouring in, tears of j^D#oy started to f^Bball Then they scrolled to the co^Gmmment section and t^D#his is what they s^Bbaw Chorus: ^Bb Eat a bag of shit cuntface ^D# Go blow your fucking dad ^Bb This shit just raped my ears never heard no^D#thin so ^Bbbad I hope you fuc^Gmking die And I h^D#ope you get a^Bbids You should just k^Gmill yourself You're a f^D#ag Lol g^Bbay ^Bb Billy's wife watched her husband as he shru^D#gged and tried to sm^Bbile He put his gu^Gmitar away and stopped and st^D#ared at it for a^Bbwhile She knew he felt like a fool and he'd n^D#ever play ag^Bbain So she turned on her w^Gmebcam and her m^D#essage b^Bbegan She said: ^Bb The man you've hurt tonight, I've wat^Fched for 35 years ^Gm He's got a kind and gentle soul and thanks to y^Fou

That soul is in tears And the people said:

^Bb Shut the fuck up fatty ^D# Show us your tits ^Bb One out of ten I wouldn't bang I bet she'd t^D#ry to eat your dick ^Bb You should go get steri^Gmlized So that you c^D#ant have k^Bbids Then they photoshopped a bu^Gmnch of pictures of ^D#her covered in j^Bbizz Well the v^Bbideo went viral Huh, f^D#ifty-seven million h^Bbits Billy John's wife b^Gmecame a meme ^D#on the in^Bbternet They played the clip on cnn and read tw^D#eets about her we^Bbight Cause I guess thats the s^Gmorta thing that the n^D#ews does now^Bbadays Billy John and his wife did nothing w^D#rong, and they weren't d^Bbumb They just hadnt ^Gmpaid attention to w^D#hat we'd all be^Bbcome ^Bb But a couple weeks later, after avo^D#iding it for some^Bbtime A broken down and ch^Gmanged Billy John finally w^D#ent back o^Bbnline

^Bb He found a page of a blogger, still ma^Fkin' fun of his wife ^Gm He signed up, made an account and th^Fis is what he typed ^Bb Eat a bag of shit cuntface ^D# Go blow your fucking dad ^Bb Your shit just raped my eyes, never r^D#ead nothin' so ^Bbbad ^BbI hope you fu^Gmcking die And I h^D#ope you get ai^Bbds And the world lost a B^Gmilly John and it ga^D#ined more of the s^Bbame End on Bb

Trevor Moore - The ballad of billy john