Trevor Moore - Its time for guillotines

^EWell it's no secret that country's^Abm in some trouble here ^F#mThe left is mad, the right's enraged, and the^A middle's disappeared ^EThe fat cats expect us to bail out ^Abmthem and all their friends And^F#m when they've spent our money they stick ^Aout their hands again It's^C#m times like this that each of us need to^A reach across the aisle ^F#mInstead of hurling linsults we can^A try to share a smile ^EPut aside our differences and re^Abmmember what made us great F#m A (hold on A) All the people arm in arm and in one voice we'll say:

It's time for ^Eguillotines^F#m, it's time to ^Araise the boards It's ^Etime to sharpen ^F#mblades, we just can't ^Atake this any more ^EIt's nothing personal, we ^Bgave your way a ^Atry We're sorry, ^Ebut you at the ^Btop all have to ^Edie

^EI'm sorry Mister President, we ^Abmneed to have your head ^F#mAnd senators and congressmen--^Awe need all of you dead ^EAnd all the CEOs of all the ^Abbanks An^F#md TV pundits too, let's show our ^Athanks ^C#mIt really pains us, we'll have to ^Akill your wives and children too ^F#mIt's purely business, we just ca^Annot have them avengin' you ^EWe'll storm the Hamptons, and Beverely Hills, and to ^AbmGeorgetown we g^C#mo ^F#mAnd we'll burn Connecticut to the ground so that ^Anothing ever grows

^EIt's time for^E guillotines^F#m, it's time to ^Araise the boards It's^E time to sharpen ^F#mblades, we just can't t^Aake this any more ^EThose peaceful ^Bprotests just w^C#mere not cutting i^At E B A B C# (<-major, it's the key change) Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick

^F#We can come together, we can ^Bbmdo this if we try ^AbmFind our common enemy and ^Bunited both our sides ^F#A lesbian and a NASCAR fan help to ^Bbmhold a lobbyist down While a ^Abmpriest and an abortion doctor ^Bstomp him into the ground We'll take t^Ebmhe Secretary of the Treasury, and the ^BChairmen of the Fed And let ^Abmall three hundred million citizens g^Dbangrape them 'till their dead And ^Ebmwhen every man, woman and child has ^Bfinished running trade We'll ^Abmrest for a couple hundred years before we'll ^Dbhave to do it again

It's time for g^F#uillotines^Abm, it's time to ^Braise the boards It's^F# time to sharpen ^Abmblades, we just can't ^Btake this any more Those^F# peaceful ^Dbprotests just ^Ebmwere not cutting ^Bit Martin Luther ^F#King and Ghandi ^Dbboth can go suck a ^Bdick Martin Luther ^F#King and Ghandi ^Dbboth can go suck a ^Bdick ^F#