Trevor Moore - God hates the tips

N.C.

God hates the tips of little babies' dicks God hates the tips of little babies' dicks So if your kid's a male Even though he'll scream and yell You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

Well way ^Dback in the beg^F#minning God was ^Gmaking men and w^Domen And the ^Dfish of the ^F#msea and the birds of ^Esong (birds of ^Asong) He an^Dnounced he made p^F#merfection But ^Gon closer ins^Epection he noticed t^Dhat he left one ^Apiece a bit too ^Dlong

^D God hates the ^F#mtips of ^Glittle babies' ^Ddicks ^D God hates the ^F#mtips of ^Elittle babies' ^Adicks So ^Dif your kid's a ^F#mmale Even ^Gthough he'll scream and y^Eell You gotta cut it ^Doff or their little ^Asoul will burn ^Din hell

God ^Dgathered people's ^F#mleaders Said start ^Gsnipping babies' ^Dwieners This will ^Dbe a sign of ^F#mour love and cove^Enant (cove^Anant) A few then ^Dwent and raised ob^F#mjections Saying they ^Gdidn't see the con^Enection But he said "I'm ^DGod so none of ^Athis needs to make ^Dsense."

He told us^G "go cut 'em with the scalpel! ^D Go cut 'em with the scissors! Or ^Ggo and perform a metzitzah!" ^A(inaudible) And that's where the R^Dabbi sucks the blood Out the babies' ^Gpenis with his mouth I swear to ^EGod that's a real ^Athing go and ^DGoogle it

Now to^Dday across the ^F#mland People s^Gtill keep his comm^Dands ^DAnd children learn their first le^F#msson right after ^Ebirth (after ^Abirth) The ones who ^Dare supposed to pro^F#mtect them Hold them ^Gdown and painfully corre^Ect them Then they ^Dsmile and say "^Awelcome to life on ^Dearth." (welcome to life on earth)

^D God hates the ^F#mtips of ^Glittle babies' ^Ddicks ^D God hates the ^F#mtips of ^Elittle babies' ^Adicks So take a ^Dlittle off the ^F#mtop Because ^Gthat's what God instr^Eucts Unless it's ^Dnot and some ancient ^Apervs just made i^Dt up Unless it's ^Dnot and some ancient ^Apervs just made i^Dt up