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BbI grew up in an American town No lBbocks on the doors When we all bedded down To sEbleep Met a Bbpretty young girl, and made her my bride After Bbchurch on Sundays, take the kids for a ride Down the sEbtreet CmSwimming holes, catching fireflies in Fjars CmSpend the evening staring at the Fstars
Then the gays got Bbmarried (gays got married) And the plant shut Cmdown (plant shut down) And the crops dried Ebup (the crops dried up) Everywhere arFound (Everywhere around) Then the gays started Bbkissin' (started kissin') And the state said "CmCool" (cool) And they made all the Ebkids Be gay in Fschool 'cause them gays got Bbmarried (gays got married) BbThey announced it on TV Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse EbI had to get to my family Before the gay could get there first BbHauling ass down the interstate In my throat I could my heart EbI didn't know how much time I had Before all the orgies would start EbAnd they're grabbing guys like me And they're pulling us out of our trucks Bb AndEb they're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears And all sorts of sexy stuff Bb AndEb they're taking us out to fancy hotels And partying the night away Bb AndEb they're saying how good we look in their shirt When Fwe wake up the next day BbNo, I dare not look back To see what's behind GmThey almost got me once When I was surfing online But as Ebstrong and straight as I know I am Every man can be pushed too far FI've seen the devil, and the devil looks like Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car BbI pulled up into my Fhouse BbAnd I quickly ran insFide BbI grabbed my lovely sFpouse But I Bbfelt no love when I looked in her eFyes BbThe gay had gone airbForne GmAnd I didn't make it in time FMy family unit Had alreadEby been undermined Because
The gays got Bbmarried (gays got married) And released gay sCmpores (gay spores) And all the straight Ebpeople (all the people) Weren't in love no Fmore (never love no more) 'cause them gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
BbBeen in this bunker three long years Canned food and recycled air EbYet I shudder when I think about What must be happening up there BbA radioactive scorched desertscape Ruled by roving biker gangs With Ebscary tattoos and muscley arms Blue eyes and super cute bangs So I'll Gmseal myself off from everyone And Fhide here until I die ConfCmused and angry, sad and alone FAnd I know the reason why...
'cause the gays got Bbmarried (the gays got married) The gays got Cmmarried (the gays got married) The gays got Ebmarried (the gays got married) The gays got Bbmarried