Trevor Moore - Gays got married
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BbI grew up in an American town
No lBbocks on the doors
When we all bedded down
To sEbleep
Met a Bbpretty young girl, and made her my bride
After Bbchurch on Sundays, take the kids for a ride
Down the sEbtreet
CmSwimming holes, catching fireflies in Fjars
CmSpend the evening staring at the Fstars
Then the gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
And the plant shut Cmdown (plant shut down)
And the crops dried Ebup (the crops dried up)
Everywhere arFound (Everywhere around)
Then the gays started Bbkissin' (started kissin')
And the state said "CmCool" (cool)
And they made all the Ebkids
Be gay in Fschool
'cause them gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
BbThey announced it on TV
Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse
EbI had to get to my family
Before the gay could get there first
BbHauling ass down the interstate
In my throat I could my heart
EbI didn't know how much time I had
Before all the orgies would start
EbAnd they're grabbing guys like me
And they're pulling us out of our trucks
Bb AndEb they're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears
And all sorts of sexy stuff
Bb AndEb they're taking us out to fancy hotels
And partying the night away
Bb AndEb they're saying how good we look in their shirt
When Fwe wake up the next day
BbNo, I dare not look back
To see what's behind
GmThey almost got me once
When I was surfing online
But as Ebstrong and straight as I know I am
Every man can be pushed too far
FI've seen the devil, and the devil looks like
Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car
BbI pulled up into my Fhouse
BbAnd I quickly ran insFide
BbI grabbed my lovely sFpouse
But I Bbfelt no love when I looked in her eFyes
BbThe gay had gone airbForne
GmAnd I didn't make it in time
FMy family unit
Had alreadEby been undermined
Because
The gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
And released gay sCmpores (gay spores)
And all the straight Ebpeople (all the people)
Weren't in love no Fmore (never love no more)
'cause them gays got Bbmarried (gays got married)
BbBeen in this bunker three long years
Canned food and recycled air
EbYet I shudder when I think about
What must be happening up there
BbA radioactive scorched desertscape
Ruled by roving biker gangs
With Ebscary tattoos and muscley arms
Blue eyes and super cute bangs
So I'll Gmseal myself off from everyone
And Fhide here until I die
ConfCmused and angry, sad and alone
FAnd I know the reason why...
'cause the gays got Bbmarried (the gays got married)
The gays got Cmmarried (the gays got married)
The gays got Ebmarried (the gays got married)
The gays got Bbmarried