Tory Lanez - Real thing

T^Cmold her pop that ass for me on a je^Bbt ski (On a jet ski) She said, "I ^Cmmight even lick it if you let me" (If you let me) You knew I^Gm would kill the pussy when you met me And that's w^Cmhy none of mine can regret me Oh, ^Gmyeah oh, yeah Throw the c^Cmash up high, it's all there, yeah ^EbPop that ass for me on the jet ski She wanna f^Bbuck because the chain, Wayne Gretzky I would^Eb hit it out in public if she le^Bbt me I'm tryna fu^Fck her twin sister she gon' let me I can m^Gmake the pussy squirt, you wanna bet me Say I hit that the shit so good she can't forget me I can't h^Bbave no bird bitches disrespect me When you k^Fnow I curve bitches just for s^Bbweating me ^GmI be smoking Presidential, gone ^Bbelect me All the white girls wanna give me Becky ^GmAll the time a nigga fuck her in a fresh tee A nigga ma^Cmd that I'm sav, tryna threaten me ^BbI be balling, need a espy That's your girlfriend, she my bestie If you s^Cmayin', let's be honest, girl, then let's be I'm tryna se^Fe you and little mama on a j^Cmet ski

^GmYeah, the real thing ^CmI don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing ^GmShe don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid ^CmAll my boss bitches know I got the bill ^GmHey, hey Bad bitches and they want the real thing ^CmI don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing ^GmShe don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid ^CmAll my boss bitches know I got the b^Ebill, hey

^FFuck her twin sister, now she^Eb hate me (Hate hate) ^BbBrrt, brrtt Please, order up the jet key (Key) ^FI just changed my number, you can't ca^Bbll or sext me ^FHave your location on wh^Bben you address me ^EbKnock it out the park, Ken Griffey ^BbOoh, ooh, ooh All these missed calls was never missed, ohh ohh ^EbAnd a lot of bad bitches with no I^BbG She don't post, so I know she won't ex^Cmpose me ^GmI'm gone stamp every country on your ^BbID They can't sm^Foke me, you know they tryna fi^Cmnd me ^BbWhen I give that paper to you and it's crispy And these Benji Franklin's stacked up in your bi^Frkey ^GmFell in love with a nigga drinking ^Bbcodeine How you gone fall for a nigga drinking creatine ^GmFell in love with a nigga drinking code^Bbine How you gone fall for a nigga drinking ^Gmcreatine

^GmYeah, the real thing ^CmI don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing ^GmShe don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid ^CmAll my boss bitches know I got the bill ^EbHey, hey ^GmBad bitches and they want the real thing ^CmI don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing ^GmShe don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid ^CmAll my boss bitches know I got the bi^Ebll, hey

^BbI got a thick, thick, thick, white bitch My shit lit than a bitch and I'm rich ^EbKeep a ^Bb.40 with extendo on the g^Frip And know I gotta have it o^Bbn me because my niggas out here lit I ain't even know she was your bitch, dawg ^GmShe been throwing that shit at me, Mic^Ebheal Vick, dawg ^BbSteady quarterbacking at the kick off No pun inte^Cmnded, I just her with the pick ^BbStep up in the mix, shit is l^Fit ^CmI might even stop and pose for a pi^Fc Looking at my ex bitch and she sick, yeah ^CmShe don't like that I just p^Ebulled up with you ^GmFuck it, tell a bitch to bust it I ain't come to t-t-talk, I came to t^Cm-t-touch it She came to s-s-suck me off, then, baby, s-^Fs-suck it She tryna s-s-send a Snap, but, baby, ti^Gmme to bust it

^GmYeah, the real thing ^CmI don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing ^GmShe don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid ^CmAll my boss bitches know I got the ^Ebbill ^GmHey, hey Bad bitches and they want the real thing ^CmI don't wanna do it if it's not the real thing ^GmShe don't wanna do it if you ain't got the bill paid ^CmAll my boss bitches know I got the bill, hey