Tommy Steele - What a mouth what a north and south

^GJimmy Bean was a funny lookin' fellah If he had another mouth he'd ^Alook much sweller But the "race" queered him from winning a beauty ^Dshow ^GIt was like a steamboat funnel Or a railway arch or the ^ABlackwall Tunnel When you can't see Jim when he opens his mouth you'll ^Dknow ^DAnd as poor Jim goes walkin' about ^DYou can hear the kids all 'ollerin' ^D7out

What a ^Gmouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a ^Dmouth he's ^Ggot Now when ^Ahe was a baby well oh Gawd luv 'er His poor old muvver used to ^Dfeed him with a shovel What a ^Ggap poor chap he's never been known to ^Dlaugh ^GIf he ^Ddid it's a ^Cpenny to a ^Gquid that his ^Cface would ^Dfall in ^G'alf

^GMouth so large oh Lord oh lummey He can whisper in his own ear ^Aain't it funny And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' ^Dmine He ^Ggot so drunk one foggy morn He lay in the road and ^Astarted to yawn And a poor old man was delivering coals close ^Dby ^DAnd as he went to shoot the load ^DHe saw Jim's mouth out in the ^D7road

What a ^Gmouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a ^Dmouth he's ^Ggot Now the ^Apoor old man bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth he ^Dtook it for the cellar And he ^Gshot the lot right into his mouth no ^Djoke ^GJim poor ^Dsoul's got a ^Ctummy full of ^Gcoal and he ^C'corfs' up ^Dlumps of ^Gcoke

What a ^Gmouth what a mouth what a north and south Blimey what a ^Dmouth he's ^Ggot Now the ^Apoor old man bein' a short sighted fellah When he saw Jim's mouth he ^Dtook it for the cellar And he ^Gshot the lot right into his mouth no ^Djoke ^GJim poor ^Dsoul's got a ^Ctummy full of ^Gcoal and he ^C'corfs' up ^Dlumps of ^Gcoke