Tommy Steele - Flash bang wallop

^GAll lined up in a wedding group 'ere we are for a photo^Dgraph We're all dressed up in a morning suit all trying hard not to ^Glaugh Since the ^Aearly caveman ^Din his fur took a ^Atrip to Gretna ^DGreen There's ^Aalways been a pho^Dtographer to re^Acord the 'appy ^Dscene

^G'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture ^DWhat a picture ^Gwhat a photograph ^DPoor old soul ^Gblimey what a joke ^AHat blown off in a ^Dcloud of smoke Clap '^Gands ^Dstamp yer feet ^Gbangin' on the big bass ^Ddrum ^GWhat a picture ^Dwhat a picture ^Grum tiddly um pum ^Dum pum pum ^GStick it in your fam'ly ^Dal^Gbum

^GThe same thing 'appened long ago when man was in his ^Dprime And what went on we only know from the snaps he took at the ^Gtime When ^AAdam and Eve in their ^Dbirthday suit de^Acided to get ^Dwed As ^AAdam was about to ^Dtaste the fruit the ^Aman with the cam'ra ^Dsaid

^G'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture ^DWhat a picture ^Gwhat a photograph ^DPoor old Eve ^Gthere with nothing on ^AFace all red and 'er ^Dfig leaf gone Clap '^Gands ^Dstamp yer feet ^Gbangin' on the big bass ^Ddrum ^GWhat a picture ^Dwhat a picture ^Grum tiddly um pum ^Dum pum pum ^GStick it in your fam'ly ^Dal^Gbum

You've ^G#read it in a folio or seen it in a Shakespeare ^D#play How Juliet fell for Romeo in the merry month of ^G#May And ^A#as 'e climbed the ^D#orchard wall to ^A#reach 'is lady ^D#fair ^A#As he tumbled she be^D#gan to bawl as he ^A#travelled through the ^D#air

^G#'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture ^D#What a picture ^G#what a photograph ^D#Poor young chap ^G#what a night 'e spent ^A#Tights all torn and 'is ^D#rapier bent Clap ^G#'ands ^D#stamp yer feet ^G#bangin' on the big bass ^D#drum ^G#What a picture ^D#what a picture ^G#rum tiddly um pum ^D#um pum pum ^G#Stick it in your fam'ly ^D#al-^G#bum

^G#King 'Enry the Eighth had several wives including Anne Bo^D#leyn And he kept an album of their lives with all their photos ^G#in As ^A#Anne Boleyn was ^D#on her knees dressed ^A#in her very best ^D#frock King ^A#'Enry shouted ^D#smile dear please as 'er ^A#'ead rolled off the ^D#block

^G#'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture ^D#What a picture ^G#what a photograph ^D#Comes the print ^G#in a little while ^A#Lost 'er 'ead but she ^D#kept 'er smile Clap ^G#'ands ^D#stamp yer feet ^G#bangin' on the big bass ^D#drum ^G#What a picture ^D#what a picture ^G#rum tiddly um pum ^D#um pum pum ^G#Stick it in your fam'ly ^D#al-^G#bum

When ^ANapoleon married Josephine there was just the same to ^Edo He galloped home from the battle scene all the way from Water^Aloo And ^Bas he came from ^Eorf 'is 'orse to the ^Bboudoir where she ^Esat She ^Bsaid to 'im in ^EFrench of course as he ^Btook of his big cocked ^E'at

^A'Old it flash bang wallop what a picture ^EWhat a picture ^Awhat a photograph ^EThere she was ^Awith a big Hussar ^BAll caught up in 'er ^Eoo la la Clap ^A'ands ^Estamp yer feet ^Abangin' on the big bass ^Edrum ^AWhat a picture ^Ewhat a picture ^Arum tiddly um pum ^Eum pum pum ^AStick it in your fam'ly ^Eal-^Abum ^AStick it in your fam'ly stick it in your fam'ly ^AStick it in your fam'ly in your fam'ly ^Eal-^Abum