Tom Paxton - In florida

F^Colks in Florida cast their v^Fotes As ^Call good ci^Gtizens ^Cdo In West Palm Beach, the ballots ^Fread 'To v^Cote for One, punch T^Gwo And ^Fonce you've punched it, p^Cunch it again, And give it another good ^Gpush You ^Cthought you voted for Gore, surp^Frise!! You ^Ccast your bal^Glot for Bu^Csh.'

In F^Florida the sun is s^Chining It's early bird ^Gdining And early to ^Cbed The Re^Fpublicans said: "Stop the c^Counting" Gore's total is m^Gounting Let's quit while we're^C ahead

Kat^Cherine Harris hit the sw^Fitch Sayi^Cng, 'This v^Gote's certif^Cied Off the Democrats went to c^Fourt Like he^Cll the Republicans c^Gried A h^Fundred million v^Cotes were cast Including yours and m^Gine But ^Cin the end the only o^Fnes That ^Ccounted nu^Gmbered ^Cnine

Th^Ce boys and girls in black robes ^Fmet And^C held a ^Gtug of ^Cwar

And when they cast their votes at ^Flast Bush won^C it, 5 to^G 4 Five^F judges selected the pr^Cesident Five judges had their ^Gway And^C I expect they'll all re^Ftire To ^CFlori^Gda some ^Cday