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[Intro] D D C [Verse 1]
DBetty's in Da wCet T-shirt, feeling foolish and vain DLooking likDe sCome housecat that got caught out in the rain DStaring inDto Cthe mirror at this less-than-pretty picture DFeeling tDen Cyears older now, and fifty bucks richer
[Chorus]
Life Is HGard, cG7an't buy happiness no mDatter what you do CCan't get to heaven on rAoller skates - cGan't take a taxicab to Timbuktu
[Verse 2]
DPaul was a poDor Clittle rich boy, he never had to cry DWhenever he coDmplCained of aches and pains the doctors would drop by DNow he goes tDo pCarlours where the prettiest girls in town DGet paid fiDve Chundred dollars just to kick him when he's down
[Chorus]
Life Is HGard, cG7an't buy happiness no mDatter what you do CCan't get to heaven on rAoller skates - cGan't take a taxicab to Timbuktu, Life Is HDard, D C Life Is HDard D C Life Is HGard, cG7an't buy happiness no mDatter what you do CCan't get to heaven on rAoller skates - cGan't take a taxicab to Timbuktu
[Instrumental] D D C D D C D D C D D C D D C D D C D D C D D C [Verse 3]
DAfter he stifDfedC a waitress, and ran out on his tab BiDg Mac had Da hCeart attack in the back of a Yellow Cab DBy the time tDhe Csound of the siren said the ambulance was coming DHis heart haDd sCtopped beating, but the meter was still running
[Chorus]
Life Is HGard, cG7an't buy happiness no mDatter what you do CCan't get to heaven on rAoller skates - cGan't take a taxicab to Timbuktu, Life Is HDard, D C Life Is HDard D C Life Is HGard, aG7in’t no escapin’ when the rDent come due CCan't get to heaven on rAoller skates - cGan't take a taxicab to Timbuktu
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