Timbuk 3 - Assholes on parade

^DIt's an asshole celebration and they're all out on the ^Gstreet. ^DSee them on the sidewalk, oh ^Chear them shu^Gffling f^Deet. ^DAs twenty thousand assholes do an asshole prome^Gnade, ^DStep aside good people it's the ^Cassholes ^Gon par^Dade.

^DWe got the assholes for freedom, the assholes for ^Gfun. ^DThe assholes for Jesus and the ^Cassholes^G for ^Dguns. ^DAssholes for justice, assholes for ^Gcrime. ^DAssholes for assholes, ass^Choles for ^Gall ^Dtime.

^DWe got assholes making money. They're making all the ^Grules. ^DThey're talking all our jobs and their ^Cfilling ^Gup our ^Dschools. ^DAssholes on the water, assholes in the ^Gsky, ^DSign that says help wanted, only ^Cassholes ^Gneed ^Dapply.

^AOh teacher won't you tell me, Have I really made the grade? ^A7Am I head off my class, or am I just another ^Gasshole on ^Dparade?

^DAssholes give the orders, and assholes row the ^Gboat ^DAssholes get elected, cause ass^Choles g^Get to ^Dvote. ^DI once heard it said that old assholes never ^Gdie, ^DThey just lay in bed and multi^Cply^G. ^D

^CAssholes ^Gin the ^Dmorning, ^Cassholes ^Gevery ^Dnight. ^CAssholes ^Gto the ^Dleft and ^Cassholes ^Gto the ^Dright. ^DAs twenty thousand assholes do an asshole prome^Gnade, ^DStep aside good people its the ^Cassholes ^Gon par^Dade.