The Yogscast - Carrot for a cock

^AI remember when it all went wrong ^F#mGuzzling eggnog all night long ^DWe went outside The snow was thick ^ERolled our balls together made a snowman quick

^AErecting a friend but there's something left ^F#mHad to indulge in some carrot theft ^DTo make him whole We raided the salad bowl ^ETo give him a classic nose

^AI slipped and fell when I put it on ^F#mStuck the veg where it didn't belong ^DI went for his face but i hit below the waist ^EAnd now he's got a root vegetable dong

^AHe's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock ^EAnd it gives you quite a shock Oh it's unexpected ^DWhen you see it in the flesh so oran^Age and so fresh ^ELooks like its just been pulled from the ground

^AHe's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock ^EIt's the biggest on the block oh what a massive one ^DThe neighbours were upset my dad saw^A it as a threat ^Eit stood so mighty and so proud

^ASome kind of magic happened then Uh Oh ^F#mHe came alive and he was real my friend ^DAn excited expression twinkled in his eyes ^EWe looked on in surprise as it started to rise

^AScarf around his neck his arms are made of bark ^F#mGet down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark ^DHe has a filthy addiction Veg on veg friction ^EBehind the bushes down in the park

^BHe's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits ^EHe'll make you moan he's organically grown

^AHe's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a Cock ^EYou know it's hard as rock Oh what a crunchy cock ^DHe's got coal on his head No meat bu^At one veg ^EHe's packing so much more than just snow Ho ho ho

^AHe's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock ^EBut his life's against the clock Oh such a crying shame ^DCause as the sun rose they'd gr^Aitted the road ^EAll was left was his bright amber chode

^DYou'll remember this Dece^D/C#mber when you dream o^Af his member ^{F#m E}Now all that's left is his salty sludge ^DNext time it sn^D/C#ows you^A all will kn^F#mow H^Bme's coming on you from above ^E He's just^Bm snowing you all of his love ^E

^AHe has a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock ^EHe's a friend you just can't knock Oh we want him back ^DSo when it gets chilly just w^Ahip out his willy ^EScoop up snow and he's ready to go

^AThey all have carrots for a cock Carrots for a cock ^EA movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution) ^DTo make a new best friend just follo^Aw this trend ^EGive him a vegetable bell end