The Warp Zone - The star wars recap song

^F#Star wars has returned To re^Dbsume its storyline Be^Abmtween the last film and now Well, it's ^Bbeen a long long ^Dbtime If ^F#you've forgotten anything ^DbWe'll remind you now In a ^Abmvery detailed recap Of ^Bhow it ^Dball went ^F#down

^F#Escape pod to Tatooine ^DbJawas, sentient machines ^AbmYoung skywalker, sunset scene ^BR2 and sand^Dbpeople scream ^F#Obi Wan in long dark robes ^DbMust repair C-3P0 ^Abm"Obi Wan you're my only hope!" ^BUncle Owen! ^DbAunt ooh… nope! ^F#Mos Eisley, lots of weirdos ^DbNot the droids as far as we know ^AbmHan shoots first, bye bye Greedo ^BChewie, jump up to ^Dblightspeed go! ^F#Alderaan to smithereens ^Db"That's no moon", tractor beam ^AbmDress up as the other team To ^Bsave the captured ^Dbfuture queen ^F#Dodging blasters, trash compactor ^DbQuote off between duelling actors ^AbmWayward student slays his master ^BMust escape but ^Dbmust go faster ^F#Tie fighters, hot pursuit ^Db"Don't get cocky kid just shoot!" ^AbmYavin four, prep the troops ^BMay the force be ^Dbwith you, Luke ^F#Plus red 10, 3, 6, ET AL Tor^Dbpedoes miss, computers fault ^AbmUse the force now Luke don't stall! ^BVader! Falcon! ^DbPhew! Close call ^F#Death star goes klabooey ^DbEveryone get out there zoomy ^AbmMedals for their royal duty ^BHan and Luke but ^Dbeh not Chewie

^F# Star ^DbWars, Star ^AbmWars This is ^Beverything that ^Dbhappens in ^F# Star ^DbWars, Star ^AbmWars Abm A Bb B

^GIce planet, wampa cave ^DObi Wan beyond the grave ^AmSolo in the blizzard, brave ^CTauntaun guts, ^DLuke is saved! ^GBack to base of frozen water ^DNerf herder, kiss that's awkward ^AmStar destroyers, giant walkers ^CLots and lots of ^Drebels slaughtered ^GAsteroids! Take a breather ^DRawr! Enormous phallic creature! To ^AmDagobah Luke! Where you'll meet your ^CAncient muppet ^Djedi teacher ^GPhysical and mental training ^DVader vision, Yoda's phrasing ^Am"Do or do not", X-Wing raising ^CWhoop! Gotta go! ^DFriends need saving ^GCloud city, wariness ^DOnce more 3P0's a mess ^AmDarth teams up with Boba Fett ^CAs the worlds worst ^Ddinner guests ^GLuke is on his way, although ^DCarbonite for poor Han Solo ^AmAltered deal, dammit Lando! ^CAwesome kiss, "I ^Dlove you", "I know" ^GLuke and Vader this is it ^DEpic battle, trading hits ^AmSabers clash, pop and fizz ^CNothing is as ^Dcool as this ^GVader cuts him at the wrist ^DHigh above an endless pit ^AmDark side pitches, Luke resists "I ^Cam your father." ^DHoly shit!

^G Star ^DWars, Star ^AmWars This is ^Ceverything that ^Dhappens in ^G Star ^DWars, Star ^AmWars Am Bb B C

^AbJabba's palace, next vendetta ^EbChewie captured, plan develops ^BbmLeia's bounty hunter getup ^DbUnfreeze Han but ^Ebit's a setup! ^AbLuke shows up in Tatooine-y ^EbLeia's super hot bikini ^BbmRancor fight, that bikini ^DbSarlacc pit, ^Ebthat bikini ^AbWalk the plank, but the plan is set ^EbGreen lightsaber catch, no sweat! ^BbmJabba grossly choked to death ^DbThe same is true for ^EbBoba Fett ^AbTo Dagobah Luke retreats ^EbMaster Yoda dies in peace Ke^Bbmnobi paints a family tree Re^Dbmember that one ^Ebkissing scene? ^AbDeath star almost good to go ^EbThe emperor now joins the show ^BbmEndor is more frightening though ^DbWith Teddy Bears with ^Ebbows and arrows! ^AbLuke gets caught, confronts his Dad ^EbCome with me, you're not all bad! ^BbmRebels move in to attack The ^Dbdeath star, but oops, "^EbIt's a trap!" ^AbOne more saber fight's a given ^EbVader's hand cut, Symbolism! ^BbmLightning fingers, indecision ^DbVader toss, and ^Eball's forgiven! ^AbBonding quick before it blows Re^Ebmove the helmet, ugh its gross ^BbmEndor dancing, happy ghosts And ^Dbthat is how the ^Ebstory goes!

^Ab Star ^EbWars, Star ^BbmWars That was ^Dbeverything that ^Ebhappened in ^Ab Star ^EbWars, Star ^BbmWars There were ^Dbonly three ins^Ebtalments of ^Ab Star ^EbWars, Star ^BbmWars Don't look ^Dbany further ^Ebinto it ^Ab Star ^EbWars, Star ^BWars ^DbStar ^AbWars