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F But those jA7eans you've gDm7ot make you look attrC7active F No, A7they do nDm7ot make your ass look C7massive F Could you pick a tA7opic thDm7at makes yC7ou seem more vapid F A7 Dm7 C7
F7 Your painful jE7okes are less than appealing Eb7They hurt so bad that D7I need sGm7exual hC7ealing F So, when you A7think that Dm7I'm sincerity fC7akin' Gm7Remember I only lC7ike you when you're nFaked A7 Dm7 C7
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F You're stA7rugglin' to kDm7eep my fading inC7terest F How A7much more wDm7asted time will I C7invest? FSo I will start mA7akin' eDm7ye contC7act with your FbreastsA7 Dm7 C7
F No, A7I haven't Dm7seen the latest instC7allment F of Grey's AnA7atomyDm7, I offer no C7comment FDo you think befA7ore you Dm7unleash thC7is verbal vFomit?A7 Dm7 C7
F7 I've met girls bE7oth smart and funny But yEb7ou fall under nD7either cGm7ategC7ory F So, when you stA7art to sDm7ee my sanity brC7eakin' Gm7Remember I only lC7ike you when you're nFakedA7 Dm7 C7
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F7 When we're naked it's mE7uch more fun Eb7You're makin' better D7usage Gm7of your tC7ongue F So, when A7my respDm7onse is flC7aky Gm7Remember I only lC7ike you when you're nFakey