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[Intro] N.C. Are you right youse jokers? One, two, three, four.
G G G G G G G GAwww! [Verse 1]
GCockatoo in the kitchen, brought the news for Granma, 'Cos her Cpussycat died last week.
But the cockatoo won't speak, ask me he is a cheat,
GAnd Granma isn't getting any Cyounger. [Verse 2]
GPretty Polly was a stubborn, he wouldn't be heard that's final, He was Ctaught by Gran to speak.
Cockatoo remains a mute, he began to lose his cute,
GAnd Granma tried, not getting anyC younger. GAnd Granma tried, not getting anyC younger.
Yeah. [Bridge]
GOh Granma don't give up, CYou'll break him if you keep it on long enough, And Fstrong enough to Bbsure, Gdo it again.
Said Granma don't give up,
You'll Cbreak him if you keep it on long enough, And Fstrong enough to Bbsure, Gdo it again. And Flong enough to Bbs-u-r-e, Gdo it again.
[Drum Solo] N.C. You beauty, belt those skins Darcy N.C. This cocky's beak's for talkin', but that's what he won't do. [Verse 3]
GGranma lived in loneliness, devoted her latter years with sounds COf the very kind he might say.
Then Granma died one day, poor thing she passed away.
GAnd the cockatoo said, "Poor Granma is Cno longer." GYeah the cockatoo said, "Poor Granma is Cno longer."
[Outro]
GAllemande left and allemande right, Cswing that girlie through the night. GDo Si Do and move your feet, Cthat rotten cocky won't move his beak.
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