The Regrettes - A living human girl

B^Dum, ba d^Bmum, ba d^Gum, ba d^Aum, bum ba da d^Dum, ba d^Bmum, ba d^Gum, ba d^Aum, bum ba dum

I^G've g^Aot p^Dimples on my face And ^Bmgrease in my hair And ^Gprickly legs, go a^Ahead and stare An a^Dss full of stretch marks and l^Bmittle boobs A ^Gnice full belly that's f^Ailled with food

^GSometimes I'm pretty and some^Atimes I'm not ^GSo let's take a listen, hit me with your ^Abest shot

^DI don't exercise and ^BmI don't read books So if you ^Gwant to criticize me, go a^Ahead, take a look ^DI'm not being bossy, I'm ^Bmsaying how I feel And ^GI'm not a bitch for ^Astating what is real

^GSometimes I'm girly and some^Atimes I'm not ^GSo let's take a listen, hit me with your ^Abest shot

^DI bleed once a month ^Bm And ^Gsometimes when I shave I get ^Alittle red bumps ^DI wear short skirts and ^Bmsometimes long pants And I can ^Gdress how I want, not ^Alooking for a show of hand

^GSometimes I'm moody and some^Atimes I'm not ^GSometimes I'm lazy and somet^Aimes I'm not ^GSometimes I'm crazy and some^Atimes I'm not ^GSometimes I'm angry and some^Atimes I'm not ^GSometimes I'm happy and some^Atimes I'm not oh-woah-oh-oh

^GI'm still gonna be here even after your ^Abest shot oh-woah-oh-oh ^GI'm still gonna be here even after your ^Abest shot oh-woah-oh-oh ^GI'm still gonna be here even after your ^Abest shot

Because I^G can be brave and ^AI can be bold ^GNo matter what you^A have to say Oh I ^Dfall in love with people ^Bmonce a day Oh, but ^Gif you ask me out, I'm still ^Aallowed to say no way