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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] G D C D x2 [Verse 1]
The Gfarmer Dhe got Cplowed D The GbricklaDyer got CplasteredD The Gmechanic Dhe got Ctanked D The Gconstruction Dworker got CblastedD And CDaddy beat up GMommy and broke her Ccollarbone for good Dluck
[Chorus]
CEverybody's Ddrunk CEverybody's Dwasted CEverybody's Ddrinkin' on the Gjob D C D
[Instrumental] G D C D [Verse 2]
The GgarbageDman got CtrashedD The GjaniDtor got Cmessy D The Gtaxi Ddriver got CsmashedD The Gwaitress Dshe got Ctipsy D
[Bridge]
In CKansas City, GNew York City CGreat big city, Ditty-bitty city CEverybody's Ddrunk CEverybody's Dwasted CEverybody's Ddrinkin' on the Gjob D C D
[Instrumental] G D C D [Bridge]
There's a Cwhole lot of Dplaces that EmI ain't been A Cwhole lotta Dthings that EmI ain't seen A Cwhole lotta Dthings I'll Emnever be The Cgeneration that would change the world Is still looking for it's Dcar keys
[Harmonica Solo] G D C D G D C D G D C D G D C D C G C D [Verse 3]
The terorist got bombed C D The GPresiDdent got Chit D GSecuriDty was Ctight D The GSecret DService got Clit D
[Bridge]
CF.B.I. GC.I.A. CD.W.I. DU.S.A.
[Chorus]
CEverybody's Ddrunk CEverybody's Dwasted CEverybody's Dstoned And there's Cnothing that's gonna Dchange it 'Cause Ceverybody's Ddrunk CEverybody's Dwasted CEverybody's Ddrinkin' on the Gjob D C D
[Outro] G D C D (Repeat and fade) (Spoken over repeating outro progression) You know we were gonna add a saxophone player to our band but everyone we found was all tooted up I stopped down last night at the all night cafe Everyone beside me there was either stewed sauced or well done My masseuse was loose