The Lonely Island - Yolo

^FYou know that we are still young^Bb, so don't be dum^Dmb Don't trust anyone,^Bb 'cause you'll only live once.

^F Uh, you only l^Bbive once that's the motto, ^Dm so take a chill pill eas^Ce up the throttle. Never ^Fgo to loud clubs 'cause it's ^Bbbad for your ears, your fr^Dmiends will all be sorry whe^Cn they can't hear. And stay the h^Fell away from drugs 'cause they ^Bbnot legal, then bury ^Dmall your money in the backyard^C like a beagle. 'cause you should ^Fnever trust a bank they've been ^Bbknown to fail, and never t^Dmravel by car or bus, ^Cwater, by rail. And don't tr^Favel by plane and don't ^Bbtravel at all, build a ^Dmbomb shelter basement with ^Ctitanium wall. And wear tit^Fanium suits in case pi^Bbanos fall on 'ya, and ^Dmnever go to saunas 'caus^Ce they're crawling with piranhas. And n^Fever take the stairs 'cause ^Bbthey're often unsafe, you ^Dmonly live once, don't let it^C go to waste.

^FYou know that we are still young^Bb, so hold on from the f^Dmun Cook your meat 'till it's done^Bb, 'cause you'll only live once.

^F Yeah, and here’s^Bb another piece of advice: ^DmStay away from kids cause their ^Chair is filled with mad lice. ^FThere’s no such thing as to^Bbo much Purell. This a ^Dmcautionary tale, word to ^CGeorge Orwell. So don’^Ft 1980 force any ^Bbplugs into sockets. ^DmAlways wear a chastity belt and ^Ctriple lock it. Then h^Fire a taster make him c^Bbheck your food for poison. And ^Dmif you think your mailman is a spy t^Chen destroy him. No bl^Fankets or pajamas they can ^Bbchoke you in your sleep. Two ^Dmwords about furniture: killi^Cng machines. Board your ^Fwindows up the sun is ^Bbbad for your health. And always ^Dmwear a straight jacket so you^Cr safe from yourself.

Uh huh, ^FTake no chances (no chances) ^BbStop freelancing’ (right now) ^DmInvest in your future, don’t dilute your finances (uh huh) ^F401K, m^Bbake sure it’s low risk

^DmThen get some real estate (how much?) 4.2% ^FThirty year mortgage, ^Bbthat’s important, that’s a great deal ^DmAnd if you can’t afford it, don’t forge it on your last bill ^FRenting is for suckers right n^Bbow. A dependable savings, ^DmAnd you’ll retire with money i^Cn your account. Beast!

^FYOLO, say ^Bbno no. ^DmIsolate yourself and just roll ^Fsolo, be care-^Bbfolo ^DmYou oughta look out also stands ^Cfor YOLO.

^FYou know that we are still young^Bb. Burn the prints off your thum^Dmbs Then pull out all your ^Bbteeth, so you can’t bite your tongue.

^FOnly on this earth for a short time, time So ^Bbdon’t go outside, cause you don’t want to ^Dmdie, die. Just take our advice and hide^Bb and scream YOLO to the sky.^F