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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]

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What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
[Verse 1]
EmI'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noGmon So excited to see her, I went straight to the LouvDmre AmI heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket EmPushed my way to the front of the crowd BmAnd I couldn't believe what I saGw
[Chorus 1]
Mona Lisa, Bmyou're an Emoverrated piece of shit With your Cterrible style and your Gdead shark eyes And a Bmsmirk like you're hiding a dick (What the fuck is this garbage?) G BmMona Lisa, Emthe original basic bitch CTraveled thousands of miles Gto see your beautiful smile BmTalk about a bait and switch, you ugly
[Verse 2]
EmI'm landed in GCairo to see the pyramids DBut what did I find there? AA dirty pile of bricks AmThere was trash all over anEmd a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
BmBut even that wasn't as bGad as
[Chorus 2]
Mona BmLisa, yoEmu're worse than the pyramids Can sComeone explain why theG whole wide world Is Bmobsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid!)G BmAnd DaVinci Emmust have sucked an art historian's dick CTo get this girl who looked likGe uncooked bread BmAt the top of the all-time list of paintings
[Bridge]
BMoBmna Lisa, EmI got to know Where the fuck are your Bmeyebrows, I really wanna know AmYou could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead DGet this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl [Chorus 3]
GI aBmm an American Emman CThis is my native land Where no one Glies about Bmpaintings But that's not the case in GFrance BmWhere the naked ladies Emdance And they look like Dennis CFranz
GYou're so mangy, Mona CHair part wider than a Gcountry road CUnless you count cats, Gshe died alone-a BmThe Mona Lisa sucks, Dla da da da da