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Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen
FmGirl you know we've been tGmogether such a Cmlong long time (Such a long time) Fm And now I'mGm ready toCm lay it on the line FmWow, you know it'sGm Christmas and myCm heart is open wide (Open wide) FmGonna give youGm something so you know what'sCm on my mind (What's on my mind)
Fm A gift realGm special, So Cmtake off the top take a look inFmside Gm It's my dick in a Cmbox (It's in a box)
FmNot gonna get youGm a diamond ring CmThat sort of gift don't mean anything FmNot gonna get you aGm fancy car CmGirl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
--- Gm Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A Cmgirl like you needs somethin' real FmWanna get you somethin'Gm from the heart CmSomethin' special girl
Fm (let ring) It's my dick in a box
Gm My dick in a Cmbox babe It's my dick in a Fmbox Gm Ooh, my dick in a Cmbox girl
--- Gm See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs Cmgivin', and I got just the one Fm Somethin' to Gmshow ya that you are second tCmo none
To all the Fmfellas out there withGm ladies to impress It's Cmeasy to do just follow these steps:
(Fm) Gm 1, cut a hole in a box
Cm2, put your junk in that box (Fm) Gm 3, make her open the box CmAnd that's the way you do it
(no chords) It's my dick in a box
My dick in a Cmbox babe It's my dick in a Fmbox OoGmh, my dick in a Cmbox girl
(Fm) (Gm) Christmas, dick in a box (Cm) Hanukkah, dick in a box (Fm) (Gm) Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
CmEvery single holiday a dick in a box FmOver at your parents' house, aGm dick in a box CmMid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box FmBackstage at the CGmMA's, a dick in aCm box, yeah yeah yeah
(Outro) My dick in a box My dick in a box My dick in a box