The Lonely Island - Boombox

I^Emmagine in your mind a posh ^Gcountry club The ^Amstuffy old money where the ^B5poor get ^Dsnubbed T^Emhe spread is bland sauer^Gkraut and boiled goose There's ^Amno way these people will ^B5ever cut ^Dloose But then I ^Emwalk in the room, hold my ^Gboombox high And ^Amwhat happened next, will ^B5blow your ^Dmind

^EmEverything got outta con^Amtrol The ^Dmusic was so ent^Grancing ^{D/F# Em}Everyone got out on the ^Amfloor It was a ^Dbunch of old white people ^Gdancing ^D/F#

The ^EmBig Apple, where ^Gpeople never dance ^AmSpirits go down while ^B5profits ex^Dpand The ^Emcops or the dealers, who's ^Ggot the juice The ^Amstreet vendors peddling their ^B5boiled ^Dgoose So ^Emmany types of people will ^Gnever get along Till I ^Ambust out my boombox and ^B5play this ^Dsong

^EmThe music washed away all the ^Amhate And so^Dciety started a^Gdvancing ^D/F# Every ^Emdemographic was repre^Amsented It was a ^Drainbow coalition of ^Gdancing ^{D/F# Em}Whoa ^{Am D}Everyone was wearing ^Gfingerless g^D/F#loves ^EmWhoah ^Amoh I saw a ^DSpanish guy doing the ^GBartman ^D/F#

^EmTransport now to an ^Gold folks home Where the ^Amelderly are tossed on their ^B5brittle ^Dbones The ^Emorderlies are stealing, there's ^Gno excuse ^AmEveryday for lunch they eat ^B5boiled ^Dgoose So I ^Emgrabbed my boombox and hit the ^Gturbo base And ^Amwhat happened next was a ^B5total dis^Dgrace

^EmEverybody started having ^Amsex The ^Dmusic was way too ^Gpowerful^D/F# A bunch of ^Emold people fucking like ^Amrabbits It was dis^Dgusting to say the ^Gleast, ^D/F#oh A ^Emboombox can change the ^Amworld You gotta ^Dknow your limits with a ^Gboombox ^{D/F# Em}This was a cautionary ^Atale A ^Dboombox is not a ^Gtoy ^D/F#