The Korgis - Dirty postcards

I ^C#m7thought it was a joke when you ^Amaj7called me up And^F#m said you needed ^F#m7ironing There were ^Amaj7creases in your facial ^A6lining Won't you ^Fhave a little rest when they turn out the lights

Don't fret, you'll re^Bbcover ^Cyet you'll ^Bbsee So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Fme ^CBack ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme

I ^C#m7thought it was a lark when you ^Amaj7phoned my dad And ^F#mtold him that you'd have to catch the ^F#m7measles You're ^Amaj7flesh was being ripped to shreds by ^A6weasels Won't you ^Fhave a little rest when they turn out the lights

Don't fret, you'll re^Bbcover ^Cyet you'll ^Bbsee So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Fme ^CBack ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme T'was ^Gon the Norfolk ^G/F#Broads, we were ^G/Epunting one ^G/Dday You re^Gceived a nasty ^G/F#bump on the ^G/Ehe--^G/Dead And you've ^Gnever been the ^G/F#same since ^G/Eneedless to ^G/Dsay How I ^Gmwish it could have ^Gm/Fbeen me in^Ebstead Gm Gm/F Ebmaj7 Am Gm I wish it could have been me inste-------ead

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I ^C#m7thought it was a prank when you ^Amaj7wired the Pope To ^F#msay you'd a vision of an ^F#m7aardvark Amaj7 Bdim Who was perpetrating ghastly deeds with Saint Ma--aa----ark Won't you ^Fhave a little rest when they turn out the lights

Don't fret, you'll re^Bbcover ^Cyet you'll ^Bbsee So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Bbme So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Bbme So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Fme ^CBack ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme

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I ^C#m7thought it was a joke when you ^Amaj7called me up And^Bbdim said you needed ironing There were ^Acreases in your facial ^Bbdimlining Won't you ^F/Chave a little ^F/Drest when they ^F/Eturn out the ^F/Dlights A ^F/Cnice cup of ^F/Dtea and you'll be ^F/Efeeling al^F/Dright Don't ^F/Cfret, you'll re^Bbcover ^Cyet you'll ^Bbsee So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Fme ^CBack ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme

I ^C#m7thought it was a lark when you ^Amaj7phoned my dad And ^Bbdimtold him that you'd have to catch the measles You're ^Aflesh was being ripped to shreds by ^Bbdimweasels Won't you ^F/Chave a little ^F/Drest when they ^F/Eturn out the ^F/Dlights A ^F/Cnice cup of ^F/Dtea and you'll be ^F/Efeeling al^F/Dright Don't ^F/Cfret, you'll re^Bbcover ^Cyet you'll ^Bbsee So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Fme ^CBack ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme T'was ^Gon the Norfolk ^G/F#Broads, we were ^G/Epunting one ^G/Dday You re^Gceived a nasty ^G/F#bump on the ^G/Ehe--^G/Dead And you've ^Gnever been the ^G/F#same since ^G/Eneedless to ^G/Dsay How I ^Gmwish it could have ^Gm/Fbeen me in^Ebstead Gm Gm/F Ebmaj7 Am Gm I wish it could have been me inste-------ead

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I ^C#m7thought it was a prank when you ^Amaj7wired the Pope To ^Bbdimsay you'd a vision of an ^Aaardvark Bbdim Bdim C#m7/B Bbdim Who was perpetrating ghastly deeds with Saint Ma--aa----ark Won't you ^F/Chave a little ^F/Drest when they ^F/Eturn out the ^F/Dlights A ^F/Cnice cup of ^F/Dtea and you'll be ^F/Efeeling al^F/Dright Don't ^F/Cfret, you'll re^Bbcover ^Cyet you'll ^Bbsee So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Bbme So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Bbme So keep on sending dirty ^Cpostcards back to ^Fme ^CBack ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme ^Cback ^Eto ^Fme

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