The Irish Brigade - Kinky boots

^DI drove my Saracen through your garden last night, sing up the ^ARA ^AI kicked your front door in around at midnight, sing up the ^DRA ^DSomething's tell me boy, you're avoiding me ^GAnd when I find y^Emou, you will g^Ao for your tea

Oh, ^DI've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots ^DI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit And ^Gwhen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand W^De are the British Army, and we're ^Ahere to take your ^Dland

^DMy good friend Bertie, he's in the UDR, ooh arr ooh ^Aarr ^ASearching for weapons he will go near and far, ooh arr ooh ^Darr ^DUp around by Cappagh, you'd never find him there oh ^Gthe only gun he'll ^Emget there is an ^AArmalite in his ear

Oh, ^DI've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots ^DI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit And ^Gwhen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand W^De are the British Army, and we're ^Ahere to take your ^Dland

^DMy good friend Trevor, he's in the RUC, I see I se^Ae ^ABut now they've handed him his redundancy, I see I se^De ^DFolks along the border won't be seeing him any more ^GThat Provo ^Emsniper will be ^Amissing him for sure

Oh, ^DI've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots ^DI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit And ^Gwhen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand W^De are the British Army, and we're ^Ahere to take your ^Dland

^DMy good friend Nigel, he's in the SAS, oh yes oh y^Aes ^AHe said a change is just as good as a rest, oh yes oh ^Dyes But ^Dnow they've gone and posted him way down to Crossmaglen He ^Gwishes to ^Emblazes, he was ^Aback in jail again

Oh, ^DI've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots ^DI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit And ^Gwhen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand W^De are the British Army, and we're ^Ahere to take your ^Dland

^DMy good friend Sammy, he's in the DUP, I say I ^Asay ^AAn upstanding member, as all the world could see, I say I ^Dsay I sa^Did, "Go up to Donegal, if you want to have some fun" He ^Gsaid, "I'll ^Emtake a run there, if I ^Ahave nothing on"

Oh, ^DI've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots ^DI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit And ^Gwhen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand W^De are the British Army, and we're ^Ahere to take your ^Dland

^DMy good friend Johnny, he's left the UDA, oh yay oh ^Ayay ^AHe said it'll fair the LVF anyday, oh yay oh ^Dyay ^DCalling all his friends,"Get ready for a fight" He^G's made an ^Emappointment to ^Ameet Billy Wright

Oh, ^DI've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots ^DI've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit And ^Gwhen we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand W^De are the British Army, and we're ^Ahere to take your ^Dland