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Tuning: E A D G B E
This is played in A on the record (with a capot, I think.) [Verse 1]
DLast winter blew so cold no lAies, And my fDire smoke wEould not rAise DSoon as the smoke had trGied to deDpart, It'd be Gfroze up harder than a lAandlord's heDart.
[Verse 2]
DI called up the police, yes and they came roAund, ThrDee days later and vEery brought dAown. The sDergeant he gave this hystGerical crDoak, Says, "WGhat do you think you have going here, soAme kind of a joDke?" (Of course I wasn't laughing)
[Verse 3]
DHe says, "You're causing us officers so much grAief, WhDy don't you give us soEme reliAef? DWhy don't you call the fGire brigDade? Or mayGbe why don't you try shovelling the smoke up the chAimney with a spDade."
[Verse 4]
DI borrowed a spade from the woman next doAor And DI broke up the smoke that remaEined on the flAoor. GI was shovelling away, till the clDosing of day and I was siGnging a smAoke-shovelling sDong
[Verse 5]
DAfter working so hard I went out to my yaArd And DI looked up to my chEimney so loAng, (there was nothing to see there). GJust a thousand foot high, wDay into the sky Was a piGllar of Asmoke full of sDong.
[Middle 8]
There was an aeGroplane sAtuck in it, but I dDidn't notice at first It was so cuGnningly disgAuised as a drDagon.
[Verse 6]
DCame the summer at last, though it was rainy and fast A The piDllar it meElted awAay GThe aeroplane fell with a big smoky smDell GAnd echoing around all oDver the town, Were the wGords of the smAoke shovelling sDong.
[Middle 8]
And aGnyone telling a bigger story would have to be telling a lDie, And aGnyone thinking a bigger one up, haAve to be very hDigh.