The Horne Section - Blessings

I've been blessed with a ^Apizza-face And ^Dcauliflower-ears I've been blessed with a ^Amassive spam A ^Dwhiskey-nose and trout-^D7lips I've been blessed with ^Gsausage-fingers I'm lucky to be ^Bmham-fisted On the other hand there's ^Abutter-fingers Oh I've been ^Dblessed^{A/C# Bm A}

I've been blessed with a ^Awalnut-whip-p*nis And sul^Dtana-balls Noodle-legs and ^Acheesy-feet Oh but I ^Dhaven't quite got it ^D7all 'Cause the one thing that I've ^Galways wanted One thing that I've ^Bmnever had I don't see how I'll ^Aever get it And it makes me ^A7sad ^A

'Cause I wish I had a ^Alard-^Da*se I wish I had a ^Alard-^Da*se I wish I had a ^F#lard-^Bma*se Is that ^Emtoo ^F#mmuch ^Gto ^Aask? I wish I had a ^Alard-^Da*se I wish I had a ^F#lard-^Bma*se ^{Em F#m G A} But I haven't got a ^Dlard-a*se^{A/C# Bm A D A/C# Bm A}