I’^Am not very nice I ^Ddon’t wash my hair I ^Ewon’t come to your place when you^Ar parents are there

I ^Awon’t call you back I’ll mak^De fun of your friends And ^Eafter Date Two I won’t brin^Ag flowers again

But ^Dgirl, how could you ^Ego? I’m s^Ao charming and sensitive everyon^Ee knows And ^Dbabe, I know you won’^Et leave I’v^Ae got the best trick of al^El time up my sleeve

It’s no^At hard to play g^Euitar But it’^Ds working for me Yeah, it’^As working for me

If ^Awe have a fight And I ^Dhappen to lose I will ^Eturn off my phone and run a^Away from you

I’l^Al probably cheat on you ^DMore than two times But ^EI’ll win you back with som^Ae torturèd rhymes

And ^Dgirl, I know it will ^Ework When I ^Amake you feel special, you forget I’m ^Ea jerk And your ^Dfriends think that you ^Escored 'Cause your ^Aboyfriend can almost play ^Ethree different chords

It’s no^At hard to play g^Euitar But it’^Ds working for me Yeah, it’^As working for me

I'm ^Ausing you for your ^Emeal plan and all, But ^DBaby, you are my ^AWonderwall You ^Aprobably should leave me; I'm ^Ejust made of slime But I ^Dcan't talk now, girl; it's ^Aclosing time

It is closing time

^Anananan^Eananana^Dnananan^Aanana I wrote you a song (This is it.)

^Anananan^Eananana^Dnananan^Aanana Can we go to your place?

^Anananan^Eananana^Dnananan^Aanana

The Doubleclicks - Working for me