(Lyrics are for the Chainmail and Cello version)

^GYou and I are kinda like Rome^Do and Juliet

In that I'm romantic and sweet, and you're an immature loser

With ^Gfriends who are unreasonably violent You and I are kinda like ^DCastle and Kate Beckett

in that I'm a total badass with extremely good looks

and you ^Gtend to say the wrong thing

^CIn these stories, we want to know ^G"Will they or won't they?" But with ^Dus, I know the answer... We ^Gwon't. ^CIn these stories, we want to know ^G"Will they or won't they?" But with ^Dus, I know the answer... We ^Gwon't.

^GYou and I are kinda like Jim and ^DPam, season 1

In that I have a job and a boyfriend

And you ^Ghave a kinda weird thing with jello You and I are kinda like ^DBooth and Dr. Brennan

In that I like dinosaurs and have a really great mind

And ^Gall you care about is murder

^CYou and I are kinda like ^GStarbuck and Apollo In that ^Dafter all this this going to end in an ^Ganticlimactic way ^CYou and I are kinda like ^GStarbuck and Apollo In that ^Dafter all this

unresolved sexual tension and emotional investment and time and money

this going to end in an ^Canticlimactic way

^GYou and I are kinda like ^DMulder and Scully

In that you're paranoid, and even when you're right

^GI look like the smart one You and I are kinda like ^DCounselor Troi and Riker

In that I'm good at what I do and you are usually useless

^G(See, I switched it up that time.)

The Doubleclicks - Will they or wont they