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The Fday that I found Twitter was the Amday I fell in love It hFad so many brilliant thoughts that Ammade me say, "Me, too!" And Bbyou had conversations with the Fpeople I respect The Cbest celebrities re-tweeted Cyou
The Ffirst time that I saw your site, my Amjaw dropped to the floor I Fthought I was the only one who Amstill liked MST You're Bbcooler than anyone in my Ftown or in my state CWe were online BFFs and Ceverything was great
But Bbthen I met you in real life, and Fnow the mystery's gone And I don't Cwant to have your babies anyFmore In Bbreal life you are just as lame as Feverybody else And Cwe can never get back C to how it was beFfore
Your Freal voice doesn't sound much like your Ampodcast And Fit's clear now you calculate your Amphoto angles well BbMore than that you're awkward, and frankFly, you're kind of mean But Cthrough the Internet I couldn't Ctell
In Freal life you don't have any new Amjokes And Fwhen you talk about the 'net, it Amjust seems kinda lame In Bbreal life you spend most of your time Flooking at your phone CI mean so do I, but at Cleast I feel some shame
Too Bbbad I met you in real life, 'cause Fnow the mystery's gone And I don't Cwant to have your babies anyFmore In Bbreal life you are just as lame as Feverybody else And Cwe can never get back C to how it was beFfore
Bb Real Life disappoFinted me C Like raisins in an oFatmeal cookie Bb Like an airplane I Fthought was a shooting star CThinking it's a parking spot, F but there's a smart car
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Too Bbbad I met you in real life, 'cause Fnow the mystery's gone And I don't Cwant to have your babies anyFmore In Bbreal life you are just as lame as Feverybody else And Cwe can never get back C to how it was beFfore