The Doubleclicks - Internet troll
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[Verse 1]
You were Gtold, back in the day,
If you Ddon't have anything nice to say to keep Cquiet.
Don't be a jerk, don't devalue the Dwork
Someone's done, even if you don't like it
I was Gtold, back in the day,
You can Djudge a man by the way that he treats Cothers
To find someone nice; there is all this adDvice
So a girl doesn't find herself being used
[Pre-Chorus 1]
But Cboth you and I resist control
And Dneither of us did the things we were told and
[Chorus 1]
I Glove you, even though you are an Internet Dtroll
There's something about you that I want to Cknow
It's the way that you write
So offensive and Dtrite
With such passion; it's sort of appealing
I Glove you, even though you're a commenter from Dhell
The predictable way you don't know how to Cspell
And you're hateful
Disgusting, ungrateful
Like you Ddon't understand, other people have feelings
[Verse 2]
I Gfeel like you don't even know
If you Ddon't enjoy a YouTube video
You can Cstop it. You don't have to watch it.
DYour ignorance is just amazing.
It Gseems like you've never heard
That if Dmedia doesn't speak your words
You can Cmake something new, express your view
DIt's a delight how you're so darn lazy
[Pre-Chorus 2]
The CInternet makes you feel so empowered
You Dalmost forget you're a stupid coward
[Chorus 2]
I Glove you, even though you are an Internet Dtroll
Online you've got no self-conCtrol
And the things that you say aren't OK
DEven when you're anonymous at a distance
I Glove you even though you're a commenter from Dhell
The magical way you get angry so Cwell
And so quickly, you're zero to 60
But I've Dgot to admire your persistence
[whistle break!]
[Verse 3]
We were Gtold, back in the day
That if Dsomeone's a bully that's because they
Are Csad with themselves, they're broken and need help
DAnd they put others down so that they feel better
And Gyes, that is true
I Dknow you are hateful because you completely lack Cvalue
But I still like you
DI bet you'd know how to fix my computer
[Pre-Chorus 3]
It Cmakes you happy when others are sad
It's Dcute how you blame the world for making you feel bad
[Chorus 3]
I Glove you even though you are an Internet Dtroll
Even though you're deeply sad and aEmlone
And you're mean
You act like you're thirteen
DBoy, you do wonders for my self-esGteem