The Doubleclicks - Fantasy world

^GYou're sure not tall, and you'r^Ce not all that attractive, Cause you're a ^Glevel-8 dwarf and you drink too much ale, y^Cou drink way too much ale. But you've ^Ggot a nice axe and you know how to use it it^C's +2 against zombies and the m^Doment you set foo^Ct in this campaign you s^Det a magic missile on my heart and ^Ccharm person on m^Dy bra^Cin

Dungeons and Drag^Gons Yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons with ^Cyou yes I do yes I like playing Dungeons and Drag^Gons But I want to get you out of this fantasy wo^Drld and into my fant^Casy and out of this ba^Dsement and into th^Ce sun Dungeons and Drag^Gons

^GOne time you saved me, by setting the oncomin^Cg horde of golems on fire ^Gand one time you saved me from the mouth of a volcano ^Ccause you can levitate which was a very clever spell choice and I t^Dhink the other players might be^C starting to suspect, cause you're a^Dlways saving me whe^Cn shit turns to heck ^Dbut this is so much^C more

than Dungeons and Drag^Gons Yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons with ^Cyou yes I do yes I like playing Dungeons and Drag^Gons But I want to get you out of this fantasy wo^Drld and into my fant^Casy and out of this ba^Dsement and into th^Ce sun where you could be my^D boyfriend and we could go out to dinn^Cer Dungeons and Drag^Gons

^C Dooroo doo roo roo roo [Verse 3]

^GAs we finish this battle, and we ^Cslay the dragon and look around her lair f^Gor loot like gold and magic items, I look around this r^Coom at all these fucking nerds and their fuckin^Gg books and their fucking dice and their primarily wind^Cows-based computers and their Dorit^Dos and M^Countain Dew ^DEverything here is d^Cisgusting but you...

and Dungeons and Drago^Gns Yes I like playing Dungeons and Dragons with ^Cyou yes I do yes I like playing Dungeons and Drag^Gons But I want to get you out of this fantasy wo^Drld and into my fant^Casy and into my ^Dbed, where we could hav^Ce sex Dungeons and Drag^Gons