^GI'm gonna tell you what you ^Amneed to party right ^EmIt's the new craze, ^Cit's the way, every night ^GPut some pants on and ^Amdrive up to the party house ^EmAnd suddenly remember that ^Dyou don't like going out

^GYeah, you're still a weirdo; ^Amwell, imagine that ^EmHere is your solution: ^Dgo and find the host's cat

^GHanging with cats at parties ^DParty parties ^EmIt's the new movement—^Cwhy don't you join me? ^GWe don't want your judgment and ^Dwe don't need your pity ^EmThis is where I wanna be ^CHanging out with cats at ^Gparties

^GWalk into the party like "^Amno thanks, I'll keep my coat" ^EmEnding conversations with a ^Cnice Taylor Swift quote ^GAnd saying things like "I don't like ^Amlocal beer" ^EmScanning every corner for the ^Dreason you are here

^GThere is a cat, so I'm not ^Amtechnically alone now ^EmDon't tell me to smile; I am ^Cin my comfort zone now ^GYes, I'm having fun; I don't ^Amneed a drink ^EmThis is way more comfortable than ^Dyou probably think

^GHanging with cats at parties ^DParty parties ^EmIt's the new movement—^Cwhy don't you join me? ^GWe don't want your judgment and ^Dwe don't need your pity ^EmThis is where I wanna be ^CHanging out with cats at ^Gparties

^EmA cat is not a ^Ambigot or a sexist ^EmA cat could care less if ^Amyou even exist ^GUnless you're giving it ^Dtreats, it will just stare at you ^CAnd that's the kind of friend that I ^Dwant—what can I do?

^GOur numbers grow out of ^Amnowhere like mitosis ^EmWe're all slowly contracting ^Ctoxoplasmosis. ^GWe don't need your shame; our life is ^Ambetter 'cause it's lame ^EmAnd tonight's just about one ^Dthing

^GHanging with cats at parties ^DParty parties ^EmIt's the new movement—^Cwhy don't you join me? ^GWe don't want your judgment and ^Dwe don't need your pity ^EmThis is where I wanna be ^CHanging out with cats at ^Gparties ^CHanging out with cats at ^Gparties ^CHanging out with cats at ^Gparties

The Doubleclicks - Cats at parties