The Beautiful South - One god

^D[Verse 1] Like the toupee ^Emon a fading ^Gfame ^D The final whistle in a ^Glosing game ^D Thick lipstick on a^Em five year ^Gold girl ^D It makes you think that it's a ^Gplastic world ^D

A plastic world and we're ^Emall plastic too ^DJust a couple of different faces in a dead man's ^Gmqueue ^D The world is turning Disney and there's n^Emothing you can do ^DYou're trying to walk like giants but you're^G wearing^Gmaj7 Pluto's sh^Does

And the ^Emanswers fall easier from the barrel of a gun ^D Than it ^Ddoes from the lips of the beautiful and the dumb The ^Emworld won't end in ^Adarkness, it'll e^Dnd in family fun With Coca Cola ^Dclouds behind a Big Mac sun

^D[Verse 2] A howling scream in a ^Gmaj6church ^Gasleep ^D And rusty bicycle in an ^Gocean deep ^D Like an ear-ring o^A7n the newly born ^{E7 D}Strong perfume on^G a winter's morn ^D

The world is perfumed and w^Ae're perfumed as wel^Emin7l ^D Petals from a flower t^Ghat blossomed in hell And you can^D't breathe the air through the t^Emin7hickness of the smell And you ca^Dn't see the hair through the ^Ggrease^Gmaj7 of the ^Dgel

And the ^Emanswers f^Aall easier from the ^Emin7barrel of a gun Than^D it does from the lips of the beautiful and the dumb The ^Emin7world won't end in darkness, it'll end in family fun With ^DCoca Cola clouds behind a Big Mac sun

^GYou say there's only one God, you could do with two or three ^AYour Jesus Christ is hired out^Amaj6, like the slag of Galilee Well,^G if Peter is a prostitute, then what does that make m^A7e

There's only ^Done God, there should be two or three ^Gmaj6One God, there should be two or three ^G One G^Dod, there should be two or three Two or ^Gthree

...Two or ^Gthree ^D