The Beautiful South - Dont marry her

^CThink of you with ^Gpipe and slippers T^Fmaj7hink of her in b^Ged ^Fmaj7Laying there just ^Cwatching telly then ^Dthink of me ^Ginstead I'll ^Cnever grow so ^Gold and flabby t^Fmaj7hat could never b^Ge ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce

Your ^Clove light shines like ^Gcardboard But your ^Fmaj7work shoes are ^Gglistening She's a ^Fmaj7PHD in 'I ^Ctold you so' You've a ^Dknighthood in 'I'm not ^Glistening' She'll ^Cgrab your Sandra ^GBullocks and ^Fmaj7slowly raise the ^Gknee ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce

And the ^CSunday sun shines down on San Fran^Fmaj7cisco ^CBay And you ^Fmaj7realise you can't make it ^Canyway You have to wash the car take the k^Fmaj7iddies to the p^Cark ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce

Those ^Clovely Sunday ^Gmornings W^Fmaj7ith breakfast brought^G in bed Those ^Fmaj7blackbirds look like ^Cknitting needles ^Dtrying to peck ^Gyour head Those ^Cbirds will peck your ^Gsoul out and ^Fmaj7throw away the ^Gkey ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce

And the ^Ckitchen's always ^Gtidy T^Fmaj7he bathroom's always c^Glean ^Fmaj7She's a diploma in 'just ^Chiding things' you've a f^Dirst in 'low e^Gsteem' When your ^Csocks smell of ^Gangels but your l^Fmaj7ife smells of B^Grie ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce

And the ^CSunday sun shines down on San Fran^Fmaj7cisco ^CBay And you ^Fmaj7realise you can't make it ^Canyway You have to wash the car take the k^Fmaj7iddies to the p^Cark ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce

And the ^CSunday sun shines down on San Fran^Fmaj7cisco ^CBay And you ^Fmaj7realise you can't make it ^Canyway You have to wash the car take the k^Fmaj7iddies to the p^Cark ^Fmaj7Don't marry ^Gher have m^Ce