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Tuning: E A D G B E
This song is an epic, a true masterpiece from the album Having A Beard Is The New Not Having A Beard. This has the potential to be a great campfire song. Add incomprehensible wailing near the end of the song for dramatic effect. With the intro you can play around with the D and Em chords using the 2nd and 3rd frets on the high e. Some chords require a bit of a staccato strum. Try and find the timings, it's easy enough once you get the rhythm. The end gets hard to tab, just follow the chords and improvise, maybe scream loudly about beards and you'll get it. - Jim CHORDS (in no particular order): 2 4 4 4 4 6 6 2 4 4 0 1 3 2 4 4 6 4 7 8 2 4 6 0 3 3 2 4 5 6 5 8 8 2 4 6 1 3 3 4 6 6 6 6 8 8 4 6 6 0 3 5 x 6 6 4 6 6 6 4 6 4 2 1 5 F#m x Abm 4 Ab 4 Db x Dbm 4 Ebm 6 Eb x Fm 2 Ab 4 Db x Em7 0 Bbm x Gm 3 INTRO G D Em C G D Em D A B VERSE 1 E B E AB I've sat upon the mountains with the wind blowin' in my hair
F#mI've watched the sun rays Esparkle on the Bsea AI've walked through the Eforests and I've Bbreathed the purest Eair EAnd I've felt, warm soft Bsand, 'neath my Afeet AI've laid in the Bwater and I've Esoared above the ground EI've sat in the silence and I've Alistened to the sound AThe more that I have Bseen and done one Abmthing remains Dbmclear F#mThere's just nEothing better than a beard
VERSE 2 E B E AB I've read all the books, I've written all the songs
F#mI've conquered the world and Ewalked upon the Bmoon AI've met with kings and Eemperors and Boften I have Efound EThat I've had, the best Bbeard, in the Aroom AI've made love to Bevery single Ewoman I've met EI stopped global warming, and I Afreed Tibet ABut in spite of all I've Bloved, and Abmall that I've held Dbmdear F#mThere's just nothing Ebetter than a beard
INTERLUDE B Dbm
A There's nothing better than a Ebeard, oh Byea Better than a Dbmbeard B A
VERSE 3
EAnd on the day I Bdied Dbm AB I crossed to the other side F#mAnd in the beauty of Abmheaven I Bstood AI sang with the Eangels and I Btouched the face of EGod Oh and EI, felt his Bbeard, and it was Agood AThen I stood in his presence, and the BLord said to me Eson E"You must return to Earth for your Awork is not yet done!" A"I send you with a Bmessage, for Abmall mankind to Dbmhear" F#m"There's just nothing Ebetter Athan a Ebeard!"
EThere's nothing better than a beard Em7There's nothing better than a beard (woahh yea) AThere's nothing better than a beard C D EThere's nothing better than a beard Em7There's nothing better than a beard AThere's nothing better than a beard C D
EWell I've crossed a thousand oceans Em7I've walked a thousand lands AClimbed the mountain ranges CSurvived the desert sandsD EI've spoken every language Em7I've lived a thousand years ABut the only thing I know CIs that there's just, nothing, Dbetter, than a beard!
FmWoah woah woah woah! DbNothing better than a beard! EbmNothing better than a beard! BNothing better than a beard x2
FmWell I've bathed in all the oils DbI've tasted all the wines EbmI've answered all the questions BI've crossed the finish line FmI've conquered all the evil DbI've defeated every foe EbmBut my facial hair will grow BAnd that's all I need to know
KEY CHANGE ("Nothing better than a beard" chant/high pitched wailing continues throughout) Ab Eb Db I just, I just really love beards... BEARDS. I JUST, I JUST REALLY LOVE BEARDS. LAST KEY CHANGE Bb F Gm Eb