The Beards - Stroking my beard

Well you ^Esee my ^C#minbeard ^A And you ^Ethink that I?m a lazy ^C#minslob ^A Yeah you ^Esee my beard And you^C#min think that I ^Adon?t have a ^EJob (Don?t have a^C#min job) ^A

And you?re ^F#minright And you?re ^Bright

I don?t have a ^Ejob (Don?t have a ^C#minjob) I ^Adon?t have a ^Ejob (Don?t have a ^C#minjob) I ^Ado have a ^Ebeard (Do have a^C#min beard) But I ^Adon?t have a ^Ejob C# min A (Don?t have a job)

Well you ^Esee my be^C#minard ^A And ^Ethink I mustn?t live decen^C#mintly ^A Yeah you ^Esee my beard And you ^C#minassume that I ^Ahaven?t showered ^Erecently (Haven't showered^C#min recently) ^E

And you?re ^F#minright As it happens you?re ^Bright

I haven?t showered ^Erecently (Haven?t showered ^C#minrecently) I ^Ahaven?t showered ^Erecently (You don?t have a ^C#minjob) I ^Adon?t have a ^Ejob (You don?t have a ^C#minjob) I ^Ado have a ^Ebeard (But you don?t have a ^C#minjob) ^A

^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays ^Bstroking my ^Ebeard ^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays ^Bstroking my ^Ebeard ^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays ^Bstroking my ^Ebeard ^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays stroking my beard

Well you ^Esee my bear^C#mind ^A And you ^Ethink that I look like a thu^C#ming ^A Yeah you ^Esee my beard And you ^C#mindecide that I ^Amust be on ^Edrugs (Must be on ^C#mindrugs) ^A

And you?re ^F#minright On this occasion you?re ^Bright

I am on ^Edrugs (You are on ^C#mindrugs) ^AI am on ^Edrugs (You don?t have a ^C#minjob) I ^Ahaven?t showered ^Erecently (Haven?t showered ^C#minrecently) I ^Adon?t have a ^Ejob (You should get a ^C#minjob) ^A

^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays ^Bstroking my ^Ebeard ^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays ^Bstroking my ^Ebeard ^EI?ve been ^Bspending my ^Adays ^Bstroking my ^Ebeard E B A (rest) E I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

(You don?t have a ^C#minjob) I ^Adon't have a ^Ejob (you don't have a^C#min job) I ^Ahaven't showered ^Erecently (Haven't showered ^C#minrecently) ^AI am on ^Edrugs (Stop taking d^C#minrugs) I've been ^Aspending my ^Edays (spending your ^C#mindays) Just ^Astroking my ^Ebeard (You are on d^C#minrugs) My ^Abeard feels really ^Enice (That's cause you're on ^C#mindrugs) ^AI am on ^Edrugs (Stop being on ^C#mindrugs and get a ^Ajob) I have a ^Ebeard