The Beards - Shaved off his beard

Well, there^Am once was a man And that man had a Beard He sh^Gaved off his Beard And now he's d^Amead! And there ^Amonce was a girl And her husband had a Beard She a^Gsked him to shave It often And now she's d^Amead!

Now she's d^Dmead! (Now she's dead!) Now she's d^Amead! (Now she's dead!) Now he's d^Gead! Now he's ^Ade^Bad^C! Now they're d^Dmead! (Now they're dead!) Now they're d^Amead! (Now they're dead!) Gr^Gow up Beard or you'll be d^Amead!

Well the G^Amirl and the Man, they each had a funeral, the p^Geople who attended are nowde^Amad. So the gr^Amave digger came, to bury the bodies, ^Gand he had a beard and cant be k^Amilled.

Can't be k^Dmilled! (Can't be killed!) Can't be k^Amilled! (Can't be killed!) Had a B^Geard Can't be k^Ail^Ble^Cd! Can't be k^Dmilled! (Can't be killed!) Can't be k^Amilled! (Can't be killed!) ^GHave a Beard and can't be k^Amilled!

Well, there ^Amonce was a man And his name was Daren Hitch He sh^Gaved off his Beard And now he's sh^Amit!

Now he's sh^Dmit! (Now he's shit!) Now he's sh^Amit! (Now he's shit!) Now he's sh^Git! Now he's ^Ash^Bit^C! Now he's sh^Dmit! (Now he's shit!) Hitch is sh^Amit! (Hitch is shit!) Sh^Gaved off his Beard and now he's sh^Amit!