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Re^Amember When you were fourteen Your ^Cdad taught you to shave That ^Dwasnt a very fatherly way ^AFor him to behave ^F ^G

You ^Ahad to watch your first beard ^CFloating down the drain ^D A beard abandoned ^A A son bet^Frayed ^G

^F Your ^Gdad taught you how ^A ^F And ^Glook at you now ^E7

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Cause if your ^Adad doesnt ^Ehave a ^Dbeard Youve ^Egot two ^Amums (Two ^Ebeardless ^Dmums) ^E Cause if your ^Adad doesnt ^Ehave a ^Dbeard Youve ^Egot two ^Amums (Two ^Ebeardless ^Dmums) ^E ^F ^G

Remember how he watched your face ladened with cream The mirror fogging over As the bathroom filled with steam He put the razor in your hand And said: "Now lets begin Shave with joreflicks jokes(?) my son And head for the chin

^F Your ^Gdad taught you how ^A ^F And ^Glook at you now ^E7

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