The Beards - Bearded nations

^AmBearded men listen to me ^GWe were once proud we were once free ^DmLet us not forget our ^Fhistory ^FWhoa ^Goh ^AmSomeday we will find a place ^GWhere beards are welcome on our face ^DmTogether we'll create a bearded ^Frace ^FWhoa ^Goh

We'll start a^Am bearded ^Gnation A Bearded ^Dmpopulation This is our ^Amaspiration ^{G G# Am}This is an i^Gnvitation To join our co^Dmngregation To join our bearded ^Fnation^G

^AmOur new found society ^GWill be built on equality ^DmAll our education will be ^Ffree ^FWhoa ^Goh ^AmThe bearded will walk hand in hand ^GThe biggest beard will rule the land ^DmAll shaving devices will be ^Fbanned ^FWhoa ^Goh

In our ^Ambearded ^Gnation A Bearded ^Dmpopulation This is our ^Amaspiration^{G G# Am}This is an ^Ginvitation To join our co^Dmngregation To join our bearded ^Fnatio^Gn

^FSomeday we'll all be ^Dthere ^GIn the land of facial ^Ehair ^{F G}

^AmEach bearded man's needs fulfilled ^GDoctors' fees will be bulk-billed ^DmThe beardless will be rounded up and ^Fkilled ^AmWe'll take them to an institution ^GWhere they'll face state execution ^DmBy firing squad or ^Felectrocution

So join our ^Ambearded ^Gnation Our bearded ^Dmpopulation our bearded ^Amoperation ^{G G# Am}it's not an ^Ginvitation it is an ^Dmexpectation you'll join our ^Fbearded ^Gnation

^FAnd if you don't ^Dagree ^GWith our auto^Ecracy ^{F G F}You'll be charged with ^Dtreachery ^GAnd gunned ^Edown in ^Fthe ^Gstreet

^Ambearded ^Gnation Our Bearded ^Dmoperation This is our ^Amaspiration ^{G G# Am}This is an ^Ginvitation To join our co^Dmngregation You'll join our ^Fbearded ^Gnation