So, this is my first time doing a tab on here, hope I do it right! Oh, and you'll have to listen to the song to get the rhythm down for yourself and how want to play it. I just use bar chords for this song: Fm x-8-10-10-9-8-| A#m 6-8-8-6-6-6---| C# x-4-6-6-6-4---| C x-3-5-5-5-3---| Bm x-2-4-4-3-2---| C#m x-4-6-6-5-4---| G#m 3-5-5-3-3-3---| The strumming is offbeat from the vocals Each chord/vocal line below is four beats/strokes Okay, so there's the little intro part, then Ugh

Lu^Fmcy's a goth chick spit in the face of a Jo^Fmck at the mosh pit then the kid lost it Sa^Fmw her at the mall at the local Hot Topic He^Fmr boyfriend was pickin out a new chain wallet Lu^A#mcy's all talk she really ain't got no He^A#mart for a fight she'd rather seen an art show Be^A#mat her face down till she looked like a Picasso Ev^A#men ripped the ring out her boyfriend's nostril Br^Fmother's outside smokin on a Newport He^Fmard about his sister runnin through the food court Ra^Fmn right over the dude from the shoe store Ru^Fmmored that he jumped down two floors Oh Lord Ca^A#mme right up behind him Th^A#me kid didn't see him I'^C#ve never seen that look On^C another human being

Ba^Fmts in the belfry (Hoo Hah!) Ro^Fmtten on the vine (heh-heh heh heh) Ca^Fmn't keep my eyes closed (Hoo Hah!) Su^Fmnny all the time Pu^A#mt your hands where I can see em boy Ke^A#mep em up high Th^C#is place Ha^Cs gone Cr^Fmazy

Mo^Fmna from Sonoma Arizona Dr^Fmove to California in a beat up Toyota Re^Fmading Deepak Chopra An^Fmd singing Champagne Supernova Li^A#mfe it ain't all roses though Yo^A#mu go where you're supposed to go Wo^A#mke up in a mobile home Yo^A#mur kidneys sold in Tokyo Ju^Fmmping off the double-wide running through the trailer park Te^Fmaring off the duct tape wearing just a pair of socks Te^Fmrry cloth undies in the parents' pocket Hy^Fmsterics with their shirts off Cr^A#mying with their hair in knots Sm^A#melling like Smirnoff I ^C#think the drugs are We^Caring off

Oo^Bmooh Oooooh Trumpet solo and scat part: C#m (y^G#mou can figure out the vocals :D)

Da^Fmddy's little President Ne^Fmver found the evidence He^Fmaven sent lemon-scented Me^Fmdicine they fed us with Sa^A#mid a speech read it off the Te^A#mlemprompter Fl^A#my away in an Army He^A#mlicopter He^Fmavy metal concerts In^Fm the yellow Mazda Je^Fmllo shots and marijuana Go^Fmin off to war now A ^A#mwhole bunch of mobsters Lo^A#mokin for Osama Bin La^C#-da-da-da La^C-da-da-da

Have fun!

That Handsome Devil - Viva discordia