Susan Egan - A musical apology

I didn't^F mean it when I ^Asaid I hope Th^Dme cable in the ^Felevator sn^Bbaps when you step on b^Foard. ^C And I was j^Aoking when I said I h^Dmope you crack your head And get m^Gangled by the downstairs revolvin^Cg doors. And I was ^Fkidding when I s^Aaid I hope the^Dm Number one-o-three bus ^BbHits and makes a pancake out of ^Fyou. ^C

I'm s^Dmorry, I'm s^Aorry. Is^Bbn't it amazing what a w^Coman in love will ^Fdo? ^C

And I r^Feally don't want to s^Aee your taxi ^DmOn the 59th Street Bridge Flip ^Bbover and crash through the ^Frail. ^C And I'd be s^Aad if at the airport You were mis^Dmtaken for a local sex offender, A^Grrested, beaten up, and thrown in j^Cail. And I ^Freally don't want to s^Aee you getting Radiat^Dmion poisoning from the metal detector that all p^Bbassengers On foreign and domestic flights must walk th^Frough. ^C

I'm s^Dmorry, forg^Aive me For ^Bball the mean t^Chings I said to ^Fyou. ^C

^AYou thought I didn't have a ^Dmtemper. Ha ^Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha, su^Dmrprise! But I r^Aeally don't want to see you dism^Dmembered

When a si^Gmple little nipping would suffi^Cce, would suffice.

And I'm s^Forry when I s^Aaid I hope The^Dm flight attendant spills scalding hot coffee on your ^Bblap as you fly away from ^Fme ^C And I'm so^Arry that I said I ho^Dmpe you break both legs On the m^Gountain while you s^Cki. And I'm s^Forry for a^All the nasty th^Dmings I said about your mother ^Bb (Even though we both ^Fknow they're true)^C.

I'm s^Dmorry, forg^Aive me, I'm swa^Dmllowing my pride, A* A7* I'd feel so guilty if you died, Oh, I'm s^Bborry, but I'm^C still pissed at ^Fyou. ^{Bb F}