Sultans of Ping Fc - I said i am i said

^AWell I said I was the master of masochistics ^AAn absolute expert in inter ballistics ^EI cannot tell a lie ^{D A}I said I am I said

^AAnd you said I was the master of post maternity ^AI'm gonna be a rock star for all eternity ^EI cannot tell a lie ^{D A}I said I am I said

^DAnd I tried so hard to pretend I was really ^Astupid ^DYou're so clever and you know better than ^Athat ^DAnd my friend Maggie told you I was fucking ^Amarvellous ^{E D}And I cannot tell a lie ^BmNo that's not the thing to do ^DAnd I'm not that kind of guy ^BmI said ^EI am ^AI said I said ^EI am ^AI said

^AWell you said I was the king of social aerobics ^AThe one and only master of hetrotrophics ^EI cannot tell a lie ^{D A}I said I am I said

^AAnd you said I was a king of football statistics ^AA Rock n' roll hero supremely artistic ^EI cannot tell a lie ^{D A}I said I am I said